Millard County Chronicle | 1928-01-19 | Page 3 | Little Incident That Puzzles Mr. Johnson

Little Incident That Puzzles Mr lr Johnson Sorter funny thing happened at my place in the crossroads store related Gap Johnson ot of Rumpus Ridge mdge J I was dozing on the porch when nn an old car up and a lady Jumped the fence tence and lit In on my wife with a loud yell and n a good good- sized club They went round and round for a spell wife defending herself herselt her her- self as well as she was able with the soap paddle shed she'd been using I Iwas Iwas was about to holler and ask em what In torment was coming off when my dogs got to fighting A couple of the old ones jumped onto a young oung one and and- What did the strange lady Indy want to whip yore wife for asked the proprietor ot of the emporium I the slightest Idy By the time Id I'd got the bIg dogs pried loose from the lIttle one the strange lady Indy had dumb Into her car and was gone leaving wife In n a faint on the ground And when she come to she didn't know any more about the cause ot of It than I did