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Show MILLARD COUNTY CHRONICLE, DELTA, UTAH Modern Minute Men Watch - factory inspectors are the world's most fastidious detail men. At a plant in Elgin, 111., it has been estimated the inspectors check annually more than 150 million small, precision parts, and they have available more than 40,000 mechanical checking gages to help with the task. VIRGIL By Len Kleis ,i ,, mm wim I 7 T 1 1""""""l"rl Rfl H ir ! IA-k- a - sr: W ' W-Jm- K uiE&iL-- I rr-- 1 I ( - . ABOUT THAT) k BLANKEST-- ! Js'' y vJ-CJ-j-' I t POP J --iKIP- J (LOOK OM HIS J: Cut-O- ut Lawn Figures Add Sparkle To a Yard MATCHING P?' euT-ntl- WITH HOE miKr'p' ) FIGURE PATTERN PATTERN CUT-OU- T LAWN FIGURES fHILDREN and grown-up- s will be delighted with this little girl cut out of plywood. Her blue frock, white apron, red watering can and fetching hat are easy to paint. Patterns 326 and 327 give actual-siz- e cutting guides and directions. Price of patterns is 25c eacb. 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You feel fine again quickly I And scientists say chewing makes fine medicine more effec-tive "readies" it so It flows gently into the system. Get feen-a-mi- at any 1 n drug counter 25. 50 or only .... I M FEEN-A-f.llft- T m HHrK tamous chewihg-gu- LAxanvt Ani MINUTE HOT CROSS BUNS j Special Active Dry Yeast flour ltliKtZ I V 1H cups warm water 105o 1 cup S X Sep 6. Remove from pan. and laze Pac ,'r icing. When cool, make a croM on each --I Pia , icinr Yieldj 18 to 24 bunt. VlC tel this tested recipe introduce you to won-- i JPV'' J derfuf Red Star yeast. You'd want to use 'HSv,1 &f4fe$ i Red Star in ait your recipes. Remember, it 'kJiJ'jl y keeps fresh for months without refrigeration. '"'-- "COLD DEMONS" GOT YOUR CHILD ? tiM Dn,t let "Cold Demons" make KlKy 'N 'a3 his chest feel sore and con- - Vu 3 V i?5- - J gested rub on Mentholatum. Jl rQ, 'a7 Fast, safe Mentholatum helps rV(f( J&HlD7Tf lessen congestion. Its vapors 1 yf & soothe inflamed passages, ease 'jrfyV rrv coughing spasms. For head jL rs--- r' Y yh: colds, too . . . makes breathing W Lips rough as a file? QMlR X ''P5 '"e 10 need new Menttiolatum Medicated Ji?s S'itk- - Brings quick relief for dry, cracked, chopped V lips. Easy to carry, easy to use. For pocket or purse. Mentholohjm medication In stick form. Only 25t. iVEtVi N?7. Even Stephen A WOMAN VISITOR to the city entered a taxicab. No sooner was the door closed than the car leaped forward violently, and after-ward went racing wildly along the street, narrowly missing collision with innumerable things. The pas-senger, naturally enough, was ter-rified. She thrust her head through the open window of the door, and shouted at the taxi driver. "Please, be careful, sir! I'm nerv- - ous. This is the first time I ever rode in a taxi." The driver yelled in reply, with-out turning his head: "That's all right, ma'am. It's the first time I ever drove one!" THAT DID IT The lady and her dog boarded a train for a cross-countr- y trip. When the conductor approached her she said: "I presume, sir, that since I have purchased a first class ticket for my Cuddles, she'll be permitted to ride in a seat just like other pas-sengers." "Yes, madam," replied the con-ductor, "she'll be permitted to ride in a seat, provided, of course, she doesn't put her feet on the uphols-tery." Tarn About "So you and your neighbor are not on speaking terms?" "No. My neighbor sent me a can of oil to use on my lawn mower when I started to cut the grass at six in the morning." "And what did you do?" "I sent it back and told him to use it on his wife when she started singing at eleven at night." Modest Request He fell asleep to the steady drone of his wife's voice. The next thing he knew she was shaking him vio-lently. "Wake up," she exclaimed rath-er angrily, "you're talking in your sleep." He shook h i s sleepy head, yawned and protested, "Well, for heaven's sake, you don't begrudge me those few words, do you?" No Alternative "Why are you going to marry that police captain?" "It is against the law, you know, to resist an officer." No Score "Jack was the goal of my ambi-tion, but alas!" "What happened, dear?" "Father kicked the goaL" FAIR QUESTION Ann: "Mother, am I a canoe?" Mrs. Farmer: "Certainly not! What makes you think that?" Ann: "Well, you are always say-ing you like to see people paddle their own canoes, and I thought I must be yours." Naturally A man entered a drug-stor- e and asked for a dozen two-grai- n quinine pills. "Do you want them put in a box, sir?" asked the clerk, as he was counting them out. "Oh, no, certainly not," replied the customer. "I was thinking of rolling them home." Slightly Garbled "Mrs. Smith, did you say, In the hearing of my little girl, that I was a great rusty cat?" "No, my dear Mrs. Jones; 1 said you were a great aristocrat." LOGICAL PROCEDURE Lady in Restaurant: "Why don't you shoo your flies?" Waiter: "Well, you see. it's hot todaiy, so we thought we'd let them run around barefooted." SUNNYSIDE by Clork 5. Hops ryOU'RE A DANGED FPAUD HT BUT IT CURED YOU J YEAH BUT 1 LOOK AT ME NOW JmM SOME COUGH SyPUP If ,, f- I'M SNEEZING AGAIN C' JW W FPOM YOU IN 1932 AND YOU SENT if , U JUL svu,,,,. s ry - ' M Pf S. THE OLD GAFFER By Clay Hunter "t,.?!TniTi- - f WHY DON'T YOU LET r SORRY, SONNy- - I DONT NEED ONE.' ' W Ck f f sea you an J-- , JUST 'TUCk W feet under mv Y I" . ' mW$hc Electric blanket, J V chin on cold nights f ME i --;4(3 How It's Done ' The story of an escaped lunatic occupied most of page one of the newspaper and the small boy read every word avidly. Turning to his father after he had con-cluded the story he asked, "Dad-dy, how do they catch lunatics?" His father, who had been busily writing out checks for the month-ly bills, replied, "Oh, they use funny little hats, perfume, jewel-ry, and so many other little things like that." He ducked just in time to miss a platter as it came sailing out of the kitchen. S BOUFORD By MELLORS : f NOW WHAT I --vJUST ONE THIN-S- X MAYBE IF Y ITS HO USE.' C:Tr BP I WHATAKE VOU moue n was it she I i eEMEMKtre rr J i uxx S. rre seen evtev J ljl idouhs for, gooeom? y over... r ( TDLOME TO ) V WAS JUST OWE AROUND rpU. ATTICLE IN THE jmirL V)) iff WE'VE 60T VOU? AUNT'f fc SETT y THINS I HAO M COME TO ME... J --7 STORE T CI 1 PHONE CTOEK AU. HOW s IfffgrvT (lvi T7;r -1- 1 TorEManeE- e- Jz-- u nkrnairsrV ewe 1 AvTWTN c ready for f7 rr comes f MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher j'TEFF WHAT J f 7 MD FOR A WyU MEA VUD 0ri' N0' I Wr Charge reaoVaS? Irage ) Ut Sr torIao 1 0ULD IS rl 1 1 Bt IoS?0 owe people ifj Z JITTER By Arthur Pointer ALL RI6HT, ONE' M0P6 GAME OF "HIDE THeH f IFHE LOSES IT, WEV" IL ft Ml SjuTV vJI .TtIx I yOrlltfBLE. BUT. REMEMBER THIS IS j-- CAWT PLAY ANY rAORE. M VOU KOT A OUCH! i x UM 'j WDEANDWOOLY By Bert Thomas GOT A PAIR V WHAT DO YOU " WF WHAT DO YOU USE TO Yl I NOTHIN'' I JUST jfi OF SCISSORS? If WANT SCISSORS FOR TRIMMIN' ; TRIM YOUR TOENAILS rV V XEEP BUYIN' I RAD THAT CONDITIONS WOULD SHOW ST IMPROVEMENT IP FOLK SPENT MORE MONEY" gi td SO I THCU'T 'V START THE BALL ROLLING.--' upftt l,5HE'5 TAKtMG INVEMTORy" |