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Show i MILLARD COUNTY CHRONICLE, DELTA, UTAH irmfi'j- - r n I 1 - - By Len K eU CAPAlftTHJiMlli J I E SlNeULS -- J VOHV DIDN'T VOU ? ' WtZ- - (V MA B rOURvlAMtNT WAIT THERE AT A 0 inland BRIGHT INSECTS TED HAD a week's vacation and to the country for the first time. It was the month for light-ning bugs and mosquitoes. In two days Ted was home again. "What's wrong?" he was asked. "Why are you back so soon?" "I'll tell you," replied Ted, "it's bad enough to have to put up with ordinary mo-squitoes, but whon they start car-rying lanterns to hunt you, then it' time to get out." PROFESSIONAL ADVICE Two friends met on the street after not having seen each other for some time. One of them was using crutches. "Hello!" said the other man. "What's the matter with you?" "Street-ca- r accident," said the man on crutches. "When did it happen?" "Oh, about six weeks ago." "And you still have to use crutches?" "Well, my doctor says I could get along without them, but my lawyer says I can't." Out of Danger Mr. Newlywed: "Darling; today I insured my life for $50,000 so you will always be provided for." Mrs. Newlywed: "How clever of you, dear. Now you won't have to go to that old doctor anymore." Short Cut Pastor: "Mr. Grump, I have come at the request of your neigh-bors. They wish me to help you get the profanity out of your life." Mr. Grump: "Well, sir, let me tell you that the quickest way to do that is to help me get rid of my wife." Hard to Hit Myrt: "Did you try those moth balls I recommended?" Marge: "I sure did, but I think I need to take target practice. I spent the whole evening firing those things, and I didn't down a solitary moth." Painful Reminder Jealous Wife: "Every time you see a pretty girl you forget that you're married." Patient Husband: "On the con-trary, my dear, there is nothing that makes me more aware of it." All Right With Him Parent: "My boy, if you ever hope to marry my daughter you'd better stop taking her to night clubs." Suitor: "I'm grateful to have you say so, sir. Perhaps you could per-suade her to see it your way." EAST TO PLEASE "We had quite a prominent actor as a guest at our house the other evening." "Gracious! didn't you find it hard to entertain him?" "Oh, no, we just handed him a bunch of photographs and a num-ber of his own was among them. He amused himself for hours." FIRST SERVED Hilda, the cook, was given a steak, with instructions to pre-pare it for the evening meal. "Mmpf," she sniffed, "this won't go far in the family." At dinner, when the steak was served, it seemed considerably shrunken, and there was not enough for everyone. "What happened to the steak?" Hilda was asked. "I said there wasn't enough," she replied. "Why, as a matter of fact, I'm still hungry." ; SONNYSIDE . I 7 - by cio s. Ho- -, SEWING CIRCLE PATTERNS Tiered Frock for Junior Sizes Shirtwaister Has Charming Air If 1 f 1 ft i W, Attractive Features I' V J 19561 A BEAUTIFULLY tailored frock k.twi " in the popular shirtwaist style mXUtmmMtML m as versatile as can be. But- - Something Special toned pockets are attractive fea- - pRETTY ENOUGH for gradua- - tures as are the brief cool sleeves, f tion or special dates later on No s sew.rite per(o IS thlS junior Style that Combines rated pattern for sizes 14. 16. 18. 20; 40, two fabrics with such charm. Or g-h- 46 slze l6- - 4 ards o 39" have it all the same fabric if you like. SEWING CIRCLE PATTERN DEPT. 630 Sooth Wells St.. Chicago 7. 111. Pattern No. 1956 is a sew-rit- e perfo- - Enclose 25 cents In coins for ach rated pattern in sizes 11. 12. 13, 14, 16 and pattern desired. 18. Size 12. 2Ya yards of eyelet; 2ss yards of plain fabric. Pattern No ....Size.. 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Easier "off" too FtcIusW thread design provides easy "on and off. 5. Even Special Packing No prying to separate. Packed back to back. Slide out ready to use. At 7fyu feC Ut5 only vt& ,orn CAPS & LIDS 'cause, you fce 'em so I fj!)f Toasted fresh and sweet " for folks eat Kellogg's Corn fjtfj I Jr j j Flakes fast as we make 'em! I fPfo I I They're your bargain in I J J fmk goodness. Get Kellogg's "4iL J$k Corn Flakes. MOTHER KNOWSSTIl! ljHEOlDGAFFER By Clay Hunter con ROITORD By MELLORS Z--tn C LEAVE fT TO I ( lS Ki NOW... TLL HAVE TO I BETTER STEP T OKAY, IE Tl ( WHAT WAS -3 KINS TUT. wJlJ iV VvME.rU6eTV 06S AUTTtE JED S. , OHtT.tOOF... y BONG.'fff.'S THAT 7 7 PASS ME gOOFORCS En tt. jfldrt UP! I UP! ( 7 PSYCH0W6V--- -) UJMCHW . S FRENCH TOAST, (30 I utwEMiEJ wm ) J ( CsO-PO- P X ''VA'TvZ'i 010 CAV lW-!- )) Fiv BUOUSEHOLD Sugar to Flowers Let your sugar bowl serve as a cigaret container on some occa-sions. Or fill it with flowers at other times. Supper Dish A supper dish is attractive as. a centerpiece holding fruits. It is al-so good for salad. Rip Finger Seam It Isn't necessary to cut off the ring finger of the glove in order to place the ring on the finger. Sim-ply rip the seam on one side of that finger. ' MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher 'H US&lft l PARACHUTE ITrtlNKlVE f ROUND BROKE t$fc$ M S cfliJ By Bert Thomas iFR KsUMRo we ,,. I IT" I I S 7 I AO,' WHAT CAM A MILKING SL jili5 X -- l Husband: "I'd like to know if I have grounds for divorce." Adviser: "Are you married." Husband: "Certainly." Adviser: "Well, then, there's no doubt of it yo.u.ha.ve." Age of Chivalry "It's obvious that I'm growing old," sighed the lady. "The con-ductor never helps me onto the bus any more." y RIGHT INTO THIS 6UIUPIrVG Kt--L THEM YOU'RE LOST. ffi"-- PICK YOU UP WH EM XtyW GETS ROUGH SHOPPING i ., AHO WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME, uoffff ALV N, WHEN MY HAIR HAS TURNED "V 6ACK TO BRUNETTE' AGAIN 7 |