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Show K TRUE SPORT. ' "It's too nut. i.russio finds golf Interferes In-terferes with his business." "So ho will give It up, eh?" "Certainly; ho gives up his liu-iness to-tuonow!" New York American. WAR'S HORRORS. Mrs. Hlghinore "Isn't war a dreadful dread-ful thing?" .Mrs. (Jnswcll-"It's perfectly horrid. Thu papers aro so full of it this morning morn-ing that they only had loom for five or six lines about my party last night." Chicago Tribune. HIS BRIGHT IDEA. Cheops was building the Pyramid, "That was a bright Idea of my own," lie explained. "I was bound to put some laundry marks on a thing they couldn't mangle;" With a rueful glance nt his ctllTs, he felt he had outwitted his mortal Joe. Judge. THE RED FLAG. "Now, boys," said the teacher, "can you tell me what It Is that follows the Hag?" "I can." said one of the bright ones. "Well. Tommy, what Is It that follows fol-lows the Hag?" "An miction, ma'am." Yonkers Statesman. MUST HAVE BEEN DETAINED. "I don't suppose you ever remained In one place for a week!" said tho exasperated ex-asperated lady to the girl who was leaving. "Indeed, I was In my hist place four months," replied the girl. "What hospital were you In, pray!'.' J Yonkers Statesman. v |