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Show OHfl CHINAMAN TOO LITERAL. Celestial Learned Hla Lesson Alto-aether Alto-aether Too Well. When tho Andersons went to Call-'oriila Call-'oriila they rented a small furnished 'otiso and engaged a Chlnuso mnn- full-work by tho name of Wine. When thoy woro settled the neighbors neigh-bors began to call, nnd It was then that the fart was discovered that Wing was absolutely devoid of any ! Idea3 as to tho ushering In oi out I of guests. So' one morning tho la- I dies determined to Instruct him. Pro- I vldlng him with a tray, Miss Anderson Ander-son went out and rang tho bell, was , shown Into tho parlor and waited I while tho Clilnuman carried hor card to Mrs. Andorfon. This was repeated sevoral times, until the ladles wore qulto satisfied that Wing was perfect In his rolo. That ovonlng at 8:30 tho bell rang. Wing shuffled majestically to the door whllo mother and daughter stood breathless at the top of tho stairs to Kalrh developments They heard a gentleman's voice ask If tho ladles wore at home. They saw Wing present his tray and recelvo a card, and then thoy saw him draw a card from his sleeve. ".Minn!" gasped Miss Anderson "the uuo we used for tho lesson." Wing compared ho two carefully, I and. returning the one which the call-1 cr had Just handed him, ho remarkod, ' blnndl) . 'Tlrkpo no good No can como." iml calmly shut tho door In tho faco of tho astonished guest. Itam's Horn. |