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Show XShe Funny JTi&e of Ufe THE FALL. She pacd along tho street Anuil the hurry nml whirl. Small, exquisite und wcct, A little hp of a girl. A smooth lunnnA peel. Bight in her wuy did curl, And 'it caused when it touched her heel A little flip of a girl. New Orleans Times-Democrat. ON THE RIALTO. Sue Brctte "Aro you behind In your board'" Knight Stands "No; I'm ahead. The landlady Is bchlnd."-Chlcago Journal. SOFT. "Yes," ho declared, "I think one grows to be llko the things ho eats." "You must have been, brought up on marshmcllows," sho suggested. Chicago Chi-cago Bccord-Hcrnld. PHILADELPHIA SLOWNESS. "A Philadelphia doctor says that llfo may be restored by massaging tho heart after it has ceased to beat" "But why wait until the beating hns ceased?" Cleveland Plnln-Douler, NO SENTIMENT. "My husband cares duly for money. He has no liner sentiments whatever." "No?" "Not one. Why, I enn cry for hours without getting a cent out of him." Judge. GETTING LIGHTER. The Cook "I've found a sign of spring." Woman of the House "The fifty pounds of Ice the man leaves is getting lighter day by day." Clevelund Leader. FACTS IN THE CASE. "And are you still keeping boarders?" board-ers?" asked Mrs. Flatlelgh. "No," replied .Mrs. Ilashem. "I've got It down to a point where the boarders board-ers are keeping me." Cincinnati Enquirer. En-quirer. Another kind of jam. Haskell-" What's Bobby crying for?" Mrs. Haskell "Oh, the poor boy caught his finger In the pantry door." iraskell-"ll'ml He evidently didn't get the Jam ho wns looking for that tIme."-Tlt-Blts. HIS FAULT. Nodd "On tho Impulse of tho moment mo-ment the other night I told my wife an awful Ho and got caught." .Todd "Serves you right. Every lie a nmii tells his wife ought to be pre-medltuted."- Life. 'A PUBLIC READER. Church "That young man Is n public reoder." Gotham "He doesn't look It." "Well, he Is, just the same; he goes around nnd reads the gas meters overy month." Yonkers Statesmuu. |