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Show i BARBER TALKS OF CRANKS. Men Who Own Razor, He 8a ys. Are Among the Worst. "A man may be quite rational and reasonable In all ordinary affairs, and yet bo quite daffy on the subject ot razors," said the barber. "I havo one customer, for Instance, who keeps six razors here ono for every day In tho week that a man Is supposed to get shaved and pays mo to hono them overy week. Somo mornings I have to try them all on hlrn before ho stops grumbling, nnd oven then may havo to use one of my own razors. At other times ho will order mo to use tho samo razor for a week or two. I can't fool him by changing It, eltjion "Another customer who comes lu only for an occasional shave, talked to me for six months about the fine razor ho had at home. I told him that as wo seemed to havo none In tho shop to suit him I should bo obliged It ho would bring It around for me to look at. Ho did. Well, sir, it was n meatax. I would as soon think of shaving a man with a carving knife. But I shaved him with It, and he nover peeped." New York Press. |