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Show NOT MEANT FOR HIS EARS. Humorous Request Made by Overcautious Overcau-tious Lover. "The Janitor In tho Hats where I board can neither read nor write, and Is In lovo with a girl who lives In Alt'. Clemens," paid a Detroit capitalist yesterday. yes-terday. "He recently Induced me to become his secretary, by extending certain favor3 which can only bo ox-tended ox-tended by a janitor of a Hat, and so for some time I have been writing his letters to his sweetheart and reading read-ing her replies to him. "The other evening a peculiarly tender ten-der letter came from -Mt. Clemens and 1 started reading It. When I got to some very gushing expressions my janitor friend stopped me and asked: "Say, can't you put a little cotton In your cars? I don' think Bridget would like to have you hear them things." Detroit News. |