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Show Museum Nultanees. "Our greatest nuisances ore lovers," said a tnusuem curator. "Why do lovers always select museums to meet In? liecaiiBO, I suppose, the rooms are so huge ami quiet, with so many secluded se-cluded nooks. "At any rate, Cupid continually embarrasses em-barrasses mo lioro. I hurry round "a caso of -.turfed birds, and seated behind be-hind a mnstadon I see a young man nnui a girl passionately kissing each other's mouth. With a blush I turu back to the reptilian section only to find an elderly clergyman, In tho shelter shel-ter of n caso of dried cobras, holding n young woman's, hand and making a stately, old-fashioned ofTor of marriage. mar-riage. I switch off to tho Kgyptlan room, but thoro a stout girl is sitting on a thin man's lap behind a. mummy caso. "A inusuom Is a wonderful rendezvous rendez-vous for 'lovers. Comn, now, did you never meet your girl In one?" |