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Show Cupid Cuts Some Capers ' jfl Catches Two Couples Past . t Four Score and Ten. ,M ' Cupid is a wild old boy in these lat- ' H ter days and Is getting wilder overy I'iI passing hour. While on a rampage VH this week this royal archer cast one H of his arrows In the direction of a ,H hardened old sinner whom no one tH would have thought could havo been H scratched with a broad-ax, but by all H that's holy the arrow pierced his ar- mor plate, entered the cardiac regions H and Logan's poet laureate succumbed , ,H to "a maiden fair with golden hair iriH and a heart as true as steel." Thus ' il our mutual friend, school marm, scion- H tlst and royal prince of tho quill Is M eclipsed for time and eternity. M The ovent that raised Prof. Wm. ' ,H Henry narrison Apperley (for all un- ) , derstand ere this 'tis he) from the I M ranks of wldowerhood to Benediction , M took place" Wednesday evening at 8 'H o'clock at tho homo of M rs. Maud Rob- ' r H Inson, the better-by-two-thlrds being 'H nono other than Miss Lottie Lam- , H oreaux,slster of W. S. Lamoreaux. 'H The ceremony was performed by Pres. H Joseph . Cardon In the presence of a H number of friends, after which the H party, including several of the clty.s ,H school tcaohlng force, Indulged In a' "'i wedding supper of rare sumptuous- H ness. There was a Jolly good time, , f'H tho presentation of many nice pre- H sents, including a $50 check from- W. : S. Lamoreaux, and then the "young" ' tH couple went to the red, white and H blue bungalow on East Center street ' H whero it Is expected that ecstatic bliss1 of the, all-wool-and-ajard-wide " H kind will reign supremo for the next H fifty yearsa 'H For a number of years, Prof. A pper- H ley has been a teacher in tho Logan H city schools and his kindly disposition H has made every other .teacher past H and present his warmest friend. , Twenty or thirty of these desiring to ' do their compatriot honor, and inct- 'ifl dentally to havo a good time at his ex- " pense, Invited him to a "teacher's H meeting" at the Woodruff building , Thursday afternoon. Bro. Apperly " M attended all unsuspectingly and ' was ' ' absolutely dumbfounded when tho oc- M caslo'n was turned Into a daylight j H charivari ("shlvareo") In which rice . H and two or three bales of tinware came j ' M Into play. Following appropriate cere- H monies at the Woodruff, Prof. Apper- S Icy was marched to Main street and H along that thoroughfare attended by - H a laughing mob of schoolmarms who jfl frequently sang snatches of "Waltz V me Around, Willie." Incidentally rlco H was thrown Into tho victim's eyes, ears H and mouth, down his neck, and Into jH his pockets In great quantity and he H was hustled Into the Lamoreaux bak- ery on First North street and permitted permit-ted to escape his -tormentors. There tho guests stacked their tinware, : which Included a baby's bathtub and proceeded to let tho new Mrs. Apper- ley nerve tea. This occasion proved a Jolly good time for all tho participants j i Continued on 8th Page. 'I ai Cupid Guts Gapers Continued from Page 1. , but i tie victim", and for years to come iliii 'members of that crowds will frequently fre-quently recall the poet labrcatc's at-itt-inptK to escape them by breaking uvtayand chasing himself down vat-loiMhnd vat-loiMhnd sundry "alleyways, only to be overtaken by men-folks of the party. But all's well hatends well, and here's hoping. W. tl. A pperley Is one of the klpdllest men that ever walked In Cache Valley mud and his wife- is an estimable woman not less mild and generous 'In disposition. That the future may hold much joy for both Is the wish of n Wide clrclo of friends. |