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Show H Suvpilslng Strike H Ono day In Washington lecently a H group of politicians were talking, H when "Undo Joe" cannon was rcuilud- H a story. H "There was a friend of mlnu In H Ohio," snld ho, "who once Joyfully H sought an oil expert, declaring that he H hnd struck this fluid on Ms land. Ho H biougbt a sample In n bottle. Now H' evidently my friend had been In u H great hurry, hastily grabbing the llrst H bottlo nt hand, for when tho chemist H had duly analyzed tho sample sub mlttcd ho sent tho following tele- H graphic H " 'Find no trace of oil. Van huvo H struck paregoric.'" Woman's Home H Companion. |