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Show PRES. KERR WILL ' HAVE TO VACATE And Journal is Challenged Chal-lenged for Money. Bluemel After Both and Will Get 'Em. President Kerr, or the A. U. of IT. is now up against It good and Imrd. J Though the victorious hero of a doen fi hard-fought battles with obstreper ous members of the Hoard of Trustees, j1 with the legislature, dictatorial mem- "- bers of his faculty, the Salt Lake publications and a host of lesser evils, he might as well pack his grip now and vamoose. No 2.1 has been called and If Mr. Kerr doesn't sklddoo voluntarily vol-untarily he Is certain to have to strike a trail through tie tall uncut invol- untarlly. Ills untimely end Is to 1 come through O. C. Bluemel. and Bluemel Is the wildest, woollest Indian I that ever roamed the ranges of Cache. He Is after Mr. Kerr's scalp, and says he will get it. He says it In a way that no doubt is left, and already The Hk-ruiiLio'AN Hk-ruiiLio'AN is wondering who Pres. Kerr's successor may be. The Journal, Too. Not only is Mr. Kerr to lose his petty $4,000 Job, but Mr. Hlucmcl Is after The Journal red eyed and pro- 1 poses to separate the bunch down there from any amount of lllthy lucre they may care to name, and the sooner soon-er the quicker. The Journal has raid things about lilucmcl, raked up a skeleton burled two or more years ago and palmed It oil us a fresh cadaver. To add Insult to injury The Journal had the temerity to mention Mr. Illuemel's name in connection with President Kerr's, and to use the Siamese languugc, a dialect Mr. Hlucmcl uses when In an Irascible frame of mind, this was "Too Great Agony! Oh Monstrous Shame! Oil 9f hell-abaloo!" Cause Of Rumpus. Tiie few who still read The Journal will lecall that in Thursday's edition considerable front pa'e space was devoted to a controversy between Pres. Kerr and O. C. Ulucmel in reference ref-erence to the painting of a division fence between the lattcr's property and the A. C. Though that little difficulty dif-ficulty happened at least two years ago, The Journal rakes It up as something some-thing fresh, and tells the public how Mr. Bluemel, who wanted to paint signs on the college side of the fence, "took off too big a bite" when he at- tempted to do so against the will of Pres. Kerr. It Is related that Bluc-J Bluc-J mcl built the fence on his own ground, w " but Mr. Kerr wouldn't let his work- men stand on college ground to do the I painting so the fence has gone un- painted. Though the little controversy con-troversy occurred before Noah built the ark, or about the time some of The Journal's leprint was fresh, the article has riled Mr. Bluemel some and ho proposes to show someone a few. He resents the statement about , taking too big a bite and insists that ta 2W henever yet started anything toward "r hls"sarcophagus" that ho didn't finally 9 squeeze down through his "phalanx" to the region of Ins "diagram " More f than all ho propo-ies to prove things f now and Issues the following chat- 2 lenge. Looan, May 4, 11)00. Kditou Kki'Uhmcan. Dear Sir: I The Journal of May ;ird has discovered something very amusing, though lather stale. It states that the nigh board fence In front of tho Vgricul-tural Vgricul-tural college belongs to me and even two Inches of ground beyond it, and intimates that I bit oil more than I could masticate when I stated that 1 would paint it If 1 wanted to. Now money talks and all The Journal needs to do is to name the tlguro and I will do tho rest. If the College will glvo the Journal man the privilege of standing on the College ground lie will have the opportunity of seeing a sign looming up, painted solid on the t 11 north side of my fence and I will 1 ot imitate Pres. Kerr nor his associates i by trespassing on tho College ground (jf- as they aro doing repeatedly on my Q I ground; a very bad example for educa- a I tors of a school to set. , Of course that r5 1 'sto does not apply to all the professors, I only a small portion of them. W As to trylng'very hard to masticate I the sign proposition, 1 had more Important Im-portant work lo do and have been watehliig very closel) As I have said before, If The Journal wants to sec a sign on the north side of that fence, all Miey need to do Is lo put up their coin P S As tegards The Journal naming the tlgure, I will state that It must, he suillclent to Justify my time and talent to be applied. Respectfully yours, (). C lll.UKMKt.. That ought to hold somebody for a while. Bluemel means business he sasso. He says, too, that he will not only pa nt that fence but will have Pies. Kerr out of that college quicker'!) quick-er'!) scat, lie believes It, too. So do we, wlthour llngeis crossed that is, we hardly believe Mr. Hluemrl will oust Mr. Kerr befoie the end of the school yea 1. Hut Tho .loiiiual should now put up or come oil thf loost. |