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Show Extraordinary Fizz. "Hood morning. Mr. Hyetop," greeted greet-ed the clerk In the big city hotel. "I hope you enjoyed that old Scotch I left In your room whllo you were out!" "It was pretty fair." drawled Far-mor Far-mor nyotop, rubbing his 'mrched Pns, "but, be gum, that thar siphon you pent up had tho stronRest stream of fizz water I over tackled. Why, l went to mtikr one of theso hero highballs, high-balls, an' the blamed thing camo near blowin mo through the window." Tho clerk looked puzzled. "Siphon? Why, I didn't Bend up uny siphon?" "Yes, j on did. It was red and bound with brass bands." "Great Scott! Why. that was the automatic flro extinguisher." |