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Show Two avid gamblers on the, horses were at the track one day in very low spirits. They werej losing on every race. To make matters worse, two pleasant old ladies in the next box were delightedly de-lightedly cashing In on every race. Just before the seventh race, one of the gamblers saw them go into a huddle and decided he would try to get a winner. He leaned over and said politely, "You ladies have been doing quite well, haven't you?" "Oh, yes," they beamed. "We've won every race." The man looked around cautiously, cau-tiously, then whispered, "Would you mind giving me your system?" sys-tem?" "Oh, we have lots of systems," said one, twinkling. 'Today, though, we're betting on the horses with the longest tails." I |