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Show Justus Liabilities? Magistrate (to woman in court) Have you any negotiable assets? Woman Yes; a husband. H'm the negotiable kind aren't usually assets. Irishman's definition of eppor-tonism: eppor-tonism: Getting on top of the situation situ-ation before it blows up. Prod Him Jasper I work better when I'm mad. Joan You mean you improve with rage? That's Commendable Employer Anything you can do better than anyone else? Applicant Yes, I can read my handwriting. Sailor to a pretty girl: "Ton remind re-mind me ef someone I want to meet." |