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Show The Town of "ChumpB" 1 i (Jack Borlase, editor Kane"' County News) A "Brain" there was, and ho thought ho Knoo Of a certain place where something groo, That was better, o'en, than tho things he'd seen Flashed on the face of the local screen. So he said adoo, and he straightway bloo From the town of "Chumps." (And tho "chumps" wore you) : A "Brain" there was, and he traveled o'er ' The nation of Sam from shore to shoro, In search of the grace and tho winsome win-some face And tho golden egg of "that other" , place. But tho sky stayed bloo, and tho busn-ness busn-ness groo In tho town of "Chumps." (And tho "chumps" were you) A "Brain" there was, but he died, today, In a farmer's haystack far away; And the sigh ho sighed just before he died Was enough to molt tho heart of a bride: "I wish, I DO, that I had been troo To the town of "Chumps." (And tho "chump8'r were you) |