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Show A Weak Defense. Senator Burton was talking about tho dofenso put up by a certain corporation. cor-poration. "This dofenso," ho said, "la vory funny. It reminds mo of Blank. "niank, nfter a lot of Christmas shopping nnd bo forth, sat down on a curbstono nnd fell asloop. "A city missionary shook him by tho arm nnd said: '"What's tho matter with you, my son 7' "'Been shoppln',' said Blank tired and sleepy.' "'Shopping!' enld tho mlssonary ro-proachfully. ro-proachfully. 'But I saw you come out of that saloon. ' "Blank looked up from tho curbstono curb-stono in Burprlso. " 'Do you hie know who I am?' ho said. " 'No.' " Then,' said Blank, 'how hlc did you know it was mo?'" |