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Show Pretty Bashful. (Church Family Newspaper.) At a vilage church a wedding was fixed for a certain date. The happy morn arrived, and in due course a youthful swain and fuire ladye presented pre-sented themselves at the chancel steps. The service proceeded smoothly as far as th question, "Wilt thou have this woman to ' be thy wedded wife?" Whereupon the supposed bridegroom stammered blushingly: "Please, sir, I'm not the right man." "Not the right man." exclaimed the clergyman, aghast. "Then where is the right man?" "He's down at the bottom of the church, sir. He's asheeamed to come up." - . |