Show THOSE RADIO n TAXICABS Theres There's another revolt In the tha offing This time Its It's against radios in taxicabs No man can serve two masters and no taxicab driver can cando cando cando do justice to three traffic lights and four or five radio programs a a A public cab should be a conveyance conveyance con con- and not a loud speaker with Ith hot bot brakes and Ind loose fenders S C 1 There is no reason why a man who wants to cross town In a hurry should be obliged to ride with a swing orchestra a cooking program or a couple of radio comedians a S The taxicab that the customers prefer radio hacks They say the riders regard an outside outside out out- side aerial as more important to transportation than wheel four brakes But this correspondent doubts it He lie thinks the ride is tough enough without the incidental static a I IFor For every cab fare who wants to hear Oh Johnny Town Hall Tonight Tonight Tonight To To- night or the United States Marine Band while taking sharp corners on two wheels there are at least ten who prefer to do their rough riding unaccompanied by symphony orchestras radio tenors and masters masters mas mas- of ceremonies I CIt aIt e C It has sprung to the rescue of a long suffering public with a demand that taxi driving by ear be forbidden forbid den and that the hose be turned on the quaint notion that there Isn't I noise enough In a big city without I radios in taxicabs a The drivers wont won't give up without a battle however They contend that their lives live are drab without mulo music mu- mu sic Ic lo wise wisecracks wisecracks cracks hintson hints hintson on how bow to prepare a shrimp salad sal sal- ad and a voice shout- shout Ing tag from somewhere every five minutes night flight Miss 1 per cent right Lincoln's Lincoln first name was Abraham and you win five sliver silver dollars They Insist that with or without passengers they are entitled to the full companionship of ot the Radio Corporation of America If It that contention is sound then a paper paperhanger paperhanger paperhanger hanger is entitled to use his portable port able radio while papering your living living living liv liv- ing room and a doctor is Justified in listening to the Bison Dison City Quartet while discussing your symptoms a a This department is also mildly opposed opposed op op- posed to radios in private automo automo- biles Driving is hazardous enough in modern traffic without giving the driver three extra switches another glass dial and a lot of additional noises to worry over WAR NOTE The servants are listening to the broadcasts all night and both German Ger man and French cooking is in a severe slump slump slump-In in fact its it's terrible That's why you see so many familiar famil famil- far faces dining out en famille R. R ROELOFS JR A telling commentary on the contrast contrast contrast con con- in living on two continents came over the radio the other day The French commander the voice said has called on all men mento mento mento to die at their posts rather than re ee- ee treat The fate of the world Is at ot stake he declared Warncke Warneke now rubs a new ball The count Is three and two Information Please I Speaking of Leap Year Haven't I heard Its It's the early worm That catches the bird Marjorie Lederer a S e S e C Roosevelt is still reported as considering Mayor LaGuardia of ot New York for vice president Well anyhow the attempt to tomake tomake tomake make Fiorello play second fiddie fiddle fid fid fid- die dle anywhere any time would make one of the great radio features fea tures of all aU time a A big ble airport recently went ent Into bankruptcy In selling stock for an airport Is anybody ever offered a dance chance to get In on the ground floor Door e CSome e C e eSome Some candidates candidate for the presidency cy are so full of intolerance partisanship par par- and bias that you could speak of them as 81 tossing their hates into the ring e e CDo e C eDo Do you remember asks asb Wallace Wallace Wallace Wal Wal- lace Cox when German Lieder meant a group of ot songs |