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Show I Inter-Mountain I Editorial Hilites HaaaaaaHnaBaaBnaaaaHaaaBaHVVfc SclcvteJ tor Western Newspaper I'men Service bv K. A. (.'. and C. B. Y . ; I We hope Santa t'laus gets hark to . HTlinili-y along with the rest of US j :.:ks Twin Falls (Idaho) Times.. j j Formerly the red Indians used U scalp the palefaces for nu!lii:;g. nnf! now luoy shear sheep for 1- a day. .".!ko (Nev.) Free 1'ivss. We're expecting another pa pet short age iu January. They'll start print'ins. ihe Congressional Kecord along aboip 'hen. Ilazelton (Idaho; News. While abolishing short selling h might he well for congress to turn iu attention also to those gambit fs win. "hull" prices by long Inlying. Nauipn 'Jdabo) Free l'ress. Luther Burbank is developing n new fruit. What the world needs b an invention that will give some pen pie a taste for Ihe old-fashioned ki id -Salt Lake Telegram. 10 very time they th'.nk id' what con ,-ress did with regard lo a prohibit iot. aw, a good many Americans proci.-eii o get very busy preparing their .ip msiiion to any proposed blue law 'eg -lalion. Butte (Mont.) Miner. What's Ln n name anyway? Ow of the livest bunch of boosters In this section of the country (country thai by all the rules of the game should '.iclong to Idaho) live it, Ihe Deai'. Os ''hit Kminett (Idaho) Kxaniiner. The science of love making has du enerated into an absurdity, if we nia.i uidge from a scene that vns observed recently when they forgot to draw tht curtains. But don't embarrass us witli uneslions. I'arma (Idaho) Iieview. The story that a large clulhing fac-iory fac-iory has reduced the price of its wilier wili-er clothes one-third will go well with he man who expected to sink his overcoat money in the coal pile aardnerviile (Nev.) KecorVCourier. "Will Judge Landis be able to accomplish ac-complish anything in the baseball sit-uition?" sit-uition?" inquires a doubting ore. Sure le will. If nothing else he will accomplish ac-complish the drawing of the largest salary ever paid a judge in America Isn't that something? WinneTuicea (Nev.) Star. If the number of representati"es in congress is to be continually increased, increas-ed, it will hardly be necessary, aftei the next census, to keep a standing army. When trouble is in the air Just mobilize congress. We an rapidly getting an army in the hou.u of representatives. ilidvale (Idaho) Reporter. The author of a book or play ai ways brings the hero out safely in 1h end, but in everyday life it is differ ent. Such of us as turn out to bi heroes, keep stout-hearted and imdis mayed when troubles pile up, know ing that no one but ourselves is goin to pull us out of tribulations. Brig ham City (Utah) Journal. There has been considerable discus sion of the wage reduction during the past few days. Some of the mine.1 where contracting and leasing pre vaiis to a great extent, will not bi .seriously affected, but everywhere there is a feeling that the mine oper ators have been forced to take this action and the employees will make the best of it Eureka (Utah) Re porter. With intoxicating drinks unobtaln able, the growing of tobacco prohibit ed, gambling only behind locked doors public parks and all other innocent and healthful and entertaining Sunday recreation prevented by proposed 'blue laws," "reformers" should then busy themselves to effect legislation for the "whipping post," and "stocks," etc., that we might get this country of ours back to the good old days of the long ago. Park City (Utah) Record The brandy peach, tiiat makes its own brandy by the natural process of fermentation, has come under the displeasured dis-pleasured eye of the internal revenue sleuth. In many instances it is impossible im-possible to see the high spots, that is the smuggler of high power liquors who makes an enormous profit and sometimes splits it with the "internal" man. but scent of the mince pie that might have a few drops of that whicl makes a pie good will never escapt ihe open nose of the revenuer ever on the watch to do something to hold his job. The mince pie and the canm cherry is no longer safe while the fes-. live bootlegger romps across the Caii-idian Caii-idian line with the goods in ease lots. --Idaho Falls (Idaho) Times-Register. The increasing use of flavoring- ex tracts, containing a large percentage of alcohol, as a substitute for intoxicating intoxi-cating liquors, is a serious problem in I'uysoii'aecording to discussion by the city fathers, and strenuous efforts are to he expended in an effort to eradi. cite the evil. Payson (Utah)' Pavson h-.n. Mr. W. J. Bryan may not be a member mem-ber of the new cubinet, but that does not necessarily mean that he will refrain re-frain from offering it advice. Butte 'Mont.) Miner, |