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Show ALONG THE THIRD RAIL. Emil Lund, the building inspector, should hire a hall and lecture on the technique of "wind braces," explaining in detail how he maintains his equilibrium while his hot air comes forth. It is rumored that Harry Joseph is again stringing his wires for a congressional nomination. One of the recent conferences on the subject was held at the end of a popular bar. One foot on the rail is about as near a congressional position po-sition as the rubicund one will ever get. "How do you like your chicken?" asked Frank Lowe, addressing the popular Mr. "Nutt." "Stewed, "Stew-ed, Frankie, stewed," replied the latter, "and while you're up from the table pass the malted milk." At this writing tho new Daniels theatre, the Rex, Is practically ready for occupancy, having reached this advanced stage of completion without with-out a fire. Some record that. Eh what? Funny the native sons have act been more in evidence during conference time. This is "Home Products" week, is it not? |