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Show TAFT IN THE TABERNACLE By T. G. I'm agoin' tu the Tabernacle on Thursday Next, Brother Orson, And I'm agoin' tu stay right there All day long, betcherlife! For I feel tu be-Lieve be-Lieve that Brother Smoot is bearing true Testimony In his paper when he says that Brother Taft will start and finish from the very Same spot where Brother Kimball And the rest of the late Departed Used to tell what they would Do if the powers at Wjashington Didn't let them alone, and now Look where we've got 'em why in the Morning Brother Taft Will be there Right after breakfast And after he meets the stake presidents At the Fair, he will come right Back, eat a little dinner, and be at the Tabernacle Again just to show that he's A good fellow, and that no thievin' Gentile can take up his Time while four electoral Votes Are doing the Turkey Trot In these valleys of the mountains. I've Heard tell by Brother Nephi That he's scared that Brother Smoot Will switch the cut if he doesn't fol-Low fol-Low his instructions while he is here, But I think He ought tu. Stay at the Beehive house instead of a hotel. And I move tu sustain Brother Smith if He invites him up while we've got Him in Zion, just Tu show somethin' tu the anti-ten percenters Who think us Mormon boys ain't got No style. Give him The best we perduce from Hewlett's tea to Cocoa Jimmy's latest product and I'll bet yu, Brother Orson That he wouldn't care if he never Seen Washington or Rosenvelt again. I l Don't never go tu the Tabernacle except Sunday, but on Thursday I'm going Tu take two carrots and a doughnut and Stay all day. |