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Show We have a local 'astrologer here In Salt Lake City who, some'"months ago, after a long seance with the stars, declared that at the coming Democratic Dem-ocratic National Convention Mr. Cleveland and Mr. Bryan would come very near to occupying the same, platform. Should the Democracy nominate nom-inate Judge Parker, it would be almost a verification, verifica-tion, for at different times both Cleveland and Bryan have endorsed him. In that event the next difficulty would be to adopt a platform. The Kansas Kan-sas City, platform Is a kind of fetish with Mr. Bryan, while it is an abomination to Mr. Cleve- l.iuJ. The third trouble would be how to procure the money to buy the corruptible vote of. two or three great northern States, for without that the summer's" Avork would bo lost. On that point the friends of Mr. Hearst would come up smiling and their slogan, would be, "Money talks.". The proceedings of that Democratic, Demo-cratic, convention will be moBt interesting. |