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Show .Reducing the Tariff. My iatlier being n mlnlRter, I i)ml the pleasuro of being entcrtulued on several .occasions. Once, when tho bride and .groom stood up nml the pn,r-6oii pn,r-6oii had commenced tho ceremony, the bridegroom Interrupted tho cercmnuy thus, "Jut .moment, pnrson. I forgot for-got to ask wiiat your tariff would Ue on thlsjob." The minister replied that he hadn't a sH price, but accepted whatever was given. "Well," roplled tho groom, "marry us n dollor's worth." Chicago Tribune. |
