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Show I Keeping Up Appearances. 'Mrs. Finlottcc and hor husband had just moved Into a $1G soven-room house. Tito first' Sunday morning thoro, as Mr. Finlottor sat on his little lit-tle iiorch and all tho neighbors on both sides of tho stroot sat on their little porches, Mrs. Finlelter sudden-, ly came to tho front door and .shouted nt , hor .husband in a loud, vexed voico': "Hilary Finlottor, will you 'or will you not como in to luncheon? Tho champagne is nearly ilat, and you know how soon a dish of terrapin gets oluY" ' , Finlottor tossed down tho comic i section and hurried Indoors with u dazed smtlo. "What aro you kidding mo for?" ho asked, as ho looked at Uio rump stoak and potatoes on tho dining tablo. "It's not you, Hilary, I'm kidding," said his wlfo. "It's tho neighbors" St. . Louis (ilobe-Democrat. |