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Show HIS ONE DAY TO GET EVEN. Husband Sent Burlesque Valentines and 'Had His Wife Guessing. "Say, old fellow," said Hrown, ns ho laid his hand familiarly on Potter's shoulder, "didn't I sco you In tho stationer's n day or two ago looking at valentines?" "You probably did, as I was In thero," wns tho nnswer. "Iluylng for somo sister or nicco?" "No for my wlfo." "But you nro over T0 years old nnd havo bcon married a quartor of a ccn- "I Get a Hundred of the Meanest Burlesque Bur-lesque Valentines I Can Find." tury. You don't say that you aro still romantic?" "I say this that my wlfo can beat mo at argument or scolding or doing as she pleases whothor I llko It or not. Sho's obstinate nnd pigheaded nnd touchy, and tho only way I can got ovon with her Is on Valentino's day. Then I got 100 of tho meanest burlesque bur-lesque valentines I can And and send them to hor, und for tho next threo months sho's wondorlng who sent 'ora and treats mo fairly woll. Try it onco. It Is n good deal bottor than threatening her with tho family ax." |