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' 1::!'li': - by Dick Ashbaugh 1 st A -- q- 1 i Our hero gets the whole family together for a budget session Result: he's out 24 golf balls once in awhile it becomes rA necessary for the head of the family to gather his loved ones about him and hold a snappy little forum on the household budget The panel I assembled the other day consisted of my wife three daughters and the cat Although memthe'minds of the bers showed a tendency to wander the cat crouched on my desk and fixed me with a stare that was so baleful I Impt my long division "The figure on milk is very upsetting" I began "I can't imagine what we do with twenty-seve- n quarts a week — unless someone is sailing boats in the stuff" My wife looked up from her crochet pattern with a frown "I must have been bats" she said "for starting this popcorn stitch I'll never get it right" "It's murder" agreed Molly "One of the girls in the sophomore class has been doing Josephine picots but her mother made her quit Her eyelashes were falling El VERY two-legge-d out" $he's Lowahat le Pitch "THE last time I made a small payment on the bill" I said raw ing my voice "the milkman was a bit peckish He didn't even tug Ns forelock" "I could pop him with a mud-balsaid Melinda "A boy in my l" grade is teaching me how to throw like a boy" "And shoes" I continued waving another bill "Unless this department store is kidding I serm to have fathered a pedes" bones for biology class" She edged toward the door "You can stop edging" I said "until you explain this drugstore item Silver Angel Glo Whatever it is you must buy it in carload flock of centi- "Those were our Easter shoes" said Molly "I'm already sick of mine" "You can't carve much out of items like shoes and milk" said my wife "They're basic necessities Try sporting goods" "If perchance you are referring to my recent purchase of two dozen golf balls I'd like to remind you they were factory seconds" 'They sure were" said Melinda "I dropped them out of the upstairs window and they bounced all over the place in 'all kinds of crazy ways" lots" "It's stuff" she said "that brings out the natural highlights and leaves your hair a halo of glory Sort of a shampoo" she added uneasily You can too without sending in hoz tops or 'extra money Right inside e BREEZE is a boz of new every giant economy-siz- e Cannon Dish Towel worth 250 (LarkeLsize boa contains Cannon Face Cloth) Here's a detergent that's really perfect for everything from dirty clothes and dishes to fine things Try it soon Naturally there's a Lever Brothers money-bac- k guarantee on every box full-siz- 'RAS "These are the things" I said "that make life here at Hollow Laughter so intriguing Where are they now?" "Michaella put them out in the garage in a bucket she found" "A kind of a paint bucket" explained the ‘liwic?otl THIS AMAZING "Pei the Tallow On" I TURNED to my wife "From the looks of this bill she must be shampooing the Seven Sutherland Sisters Why can't we use amp?" "We can" said my wife edgily "We can even make our own Suppose you pop out of your burrow early tomorrow and put the tallow vat on I think I know where I can lay my hands on some potash We'll have a regular jam WALL SA00 - JIFFY MOM SHAMPOO Ofil BRUSIlmwomfor rfive-y- "It only had ear-old Little paint in it I think it was green paint" "Green golf balls" I t - '14 --me jic 'v- - --- :--7-' i - Z74tt:'' el og "You're fighting me I'm only trying to economize" "Afterward you could shear a few sheep and I'll run up a bolt of homespun It might be a relief from nylon" I closed my ledger and said gritting my teeth 1 i "should be quite a novelty 4kmamol'ilroJ It means that I may be able to affect a saving in ROSS: Papa's the budget after all" looked around There stal a pauper "What does he mean wasn't a friendly eye in the crowd Even the cat by that?" Melinda asked "I mean there'll be no allowance was beginning to arch her back o for and sneer yahoos until I get my investment back Now we'll con'Take it away" I said releasing a sider the drugstore bill" sigh "Just one thing ocars to me at this juncture I "Pardon me Daddy" said know now what I want for my Molly hastily "I just remember I've got to help Charlene mark her birthday" "What?" the children shouted skeleton" "We'll buy our dear lkind old "Wait a minute" I said "what father anything he wants You kind of a caper are you involved in now grave robbing?" just name it" " It's only a cardboard skeleton" "A new grindstone" I said rubsaid Molly "We have to mark the bing my nose ti you-tw- pear-shap- go0 FITCIJ DANDRUFF RUIOVIR sonnroo ILTCH ' oefetraat 00 721714 701 de) 41' Mae 114 -- YOU SAVE 040 MULE SUPPLIES SET TORS NOW HFTY SHAMPOO BRUSH has 132 flexible plastic "fingers" 'massages scalp while you shampoo Loosens dandruff In amazing introductory offer b0 prush is almost a gift when you buy 89 C bottle new FITCH Dandruff LAST) 7- Al DAG COMMIS Remover SHAMPOO only shampoo guaranteed to remove flaky dandruff with ono lathering or money back! 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