Show i r:MttlittUtlitiiiiialUS:ULTIJattliMtlilWail! f ii ! 7Pirli 4 ZN k k 'P A tr 1 : V4(QIUUL 1: I 1 N 1 A 'i '? pi r! i 14 kk 1 i:: k i marriage either 2 Don't take your new father-in-la3 As soon as the marriage ceremony is over ask your You will 1 new pride who is going to be boss 4:2 the house I1 be surprised who is going to be boss and it won't be you! 4 Also sit down and decide who is going to handle S x the money —and how she is going to handle it! 1 5 Some brides when they get 'married want to stop It does a girl good to working Never let this happen earn her keep besides she mien get to the point in her p JJob where you can quit yours! 6 Insist on having one night each week when you vi ti can go out with the boys Only don't let her go out with 0 !some other boys the same night P 7 Decide between yourselves who is going to mow the lawn---anjust when she is goipg to do it! 8 Don't play favorites With your relatives—live six months with her folks and the other six months with 'i your folks unless they 9 Don't argue politics with your In that case run for happen to be rich Republicans Congress! 10 Don't start off married life with a television set 1 because it's hard to eat in the living room balancing a trayful of sandwiches in one hand and your bride on the other! 11 Don't go in debt right away—wait a couple of weeks! ' 12 Don't bring any extra clothes with you when you p get married because by the time your bride unpacks you won't have closet space to hang them up! There they are boys—an even dozen inside tips to i this marriage business Follow them well and you'll have ' years and Ytar1 ot Was ahead of you! AROUND THE INTERMOUNTAIN WEST 0 Ogden boasts three of the prettiest lady bowlers in the West They're Maxie Kato Berdine Scott and Doris : Coates And don't think the girls can't bowl They ranked : top spot in the recent Utah State Bowling Assn meet in Did you know that the National Speleological t Ogden And in case t Society has a Grotto in Salt Lake 'City? t you're interested the society is a group of people who $ explore caves By the way l wonder if there are any in these parts Also I wonder what gal e attractions caves are to speleologists Let's hear from From the Spanish Fork Press one ot you speleologists! comes the apt obserVation that "judging from the new i hair styles the old saying of "Gentlemen prefer blondes" to "Gentlemen prefer blends!" ishould be changed ' VALENTINES OF THE WEEK 1 week let's give the Valentines to—The Salt Lake This 1 City Junior Chamber of Commerce for again sponsoring roast dedicated to the proposition a top flight press-radi'i that all public officials' should be deflated at proper To the personnel at the Kennecott Refinery Intervals ki who recently chalked up a 94 per cent mark of particiq paling employes in a US7Pboud savings drive sponsored To members of the Cedar by the local CIO Union ' is a drive to send which Club sponsoring Rotary City To James clothes to refugee families in West Germany K! L Warner of Ogden who recently retired after 50 years ! of ralimading in the West 4 t4 — 5 - SAM THE SAD CYNIC SAYS i 'ty the time the average Kre tbe trait has left - 1 r: My small son and his friend were playing in our backyard t F 4 their conversation reaching me through the open window "I'm never going to play with Dick again" said the friend "Ile said he would come and play with me this afternoon and he didn't You know somethin' I think I'll strangle him" I wouldn't do that "Oh Tom" my son advised quickly "The quickest way to lose a friend is to strangle him" Mrs Amelia Johnson 3417 Nez Percy St Boise Ida !4 - A i4 N 4 s3 I t5 4 2M ' - d If the lilacs aren't blooming all over Utah by now they should be Carl Ronolds shot our cover picture in which lilacs with a pretty girl some time ago Where he found his blooming lilac then is known only to Carl find the Mrs Joyce Noorda 2523 E 2Ist South the proof that he found one is nage tor all to see itte : get scared They're a bringin' the deer and it's bate naked!" Lora D McCafferty Salt Lake City 4 il! I 1 k p '7 — alki---Al- V 0 ( 4 C ib 1 vl 1 4:4!4-- W) 1 J f q P ii r i One Sunday I was telling my Sunday School class of 4-and boys and girls about David and Jonathan in the Bible I also read a Tom and Jerry story The next Sunday I asked them if they knew what the lesson would be about that day One boy guessed 'Jerusalem?" Thinking that they might remember what I told them about last time I asked them if they remembered the names of the two boys that I read about A small boy said last time "Torn and Jerry" Rose Ila Hansen Gunnison After One day while our older Mikie stood and eyed me approvingly for a few minutes "I love you mama" he said "Do yoir?" I asked -Lilt hub you're just the same size as the mama elephant and your eyes are just like the cow's eyes I sure love mother" Then she said "At least you to get into mi- don't have schief' Mrs S Salt Lake City My nephew a farm boy was waiting in the beauty parlor for his mother's hair to dry Finally growing impatient he walked over and pulled on her 41 skirt When she stuck her head out he asked "Mom how much longer are you going to stay under that brooder?" Mrs L D Phillips Oasis Utah Se — v ' t ' 1111 VIir- j 't c7 t'r Pendleton $":1 Mrs Dale Berry er R 1625 Wilson Ave Salt Lake City 3091 S State Utah me she said "I wouldn't like to be a mother because I'd have too much work to do" I replied to this girl "Ohl It's nice to be a Aron J ' Veils Ave daughter was watching ' you" Campbell Salt Lake City 44 witnessing the bagging of a deer and the process of skinning my grand nephew Douglas age 4 came running In the kitchen door and breathIcsdy shouted: "Mama don't V 333-4t- h 14 I Box 216 V ii ready" te Three-year-ol- - 0 g Utah 3 Just before dinner on Sunday a member of the family brought some ice cram home for dinner and someone said "Hurry and put the ice cream in the refrigerator" niece Sally My piped up with "Oh you don't have to it's cold enough al- 91 171 0 4 Ave 817-2n- 'i 11 man reaches his station in white-thatche- The Best Way to Lose Your Friends 1 ka o 1 Who is this sixth subject? artist told us That the is a secret Right mysterious profession this art business N cave-explore- '''' longer IT'S ALL YOURS rP - k1 -- -- f in-la- - - i I Dr Joseph de Sigall the Oklahoma al tist who painted the five portraits on page Ihice was all set to pack up his Hotel Utah studio and go back to Tulsa- when we tliked to him a few days ago But as has happened several times dor ing his short stay in Utah he reek ix ed other commission for a portrait—his ixth— just as the day of departure daned So Dr de Sigall decided to stay on a bit r There are tricks to every trade—even marriage 4 Or liwybe especially marriage And don't get the idea that marnage isn't as special- ized as any trade because it is! With the proper training any man can become a e plumber a doctor or a university professor But A takes luck brains brawn vision Imagination energy vitality and a rare knackfor timing to become a ! successful married man With June Just around the calendar it might be a good idea to pass along some of these tricks of the marriage trade to the hundreds of young Intermountain a West men who will be taking brides this year t''i So you prospective bridegrooms and benedicts here are some inside tips on successful marriage compiled the N hard way over the years: 1 on the honey- Don't take your new mother-in-lais the moon wrong way to start off a '3 definitely fins ' it is t' HOMING SERIOUS ' were quoted discounting the danger claiming that it was nonexistent The gut stion v as never completely settled—that is until today At least we believe and therefore hope This week we aim to settle the Utah radiation controversy And we have right impressive help in the form if-- William C Patrick's authoritative article Will Atomic 'Fall-ouHurt You?" on pages six and SC“'11 Bill Patrick is somewhat of an authority in his own right But for this story he lAtnt toatornieexperts in the radiobiology laboratory at the University of Utah What they told him he tills you Its mighty reassuring reading If our memory can be relied upon the "fall-oufallout started some time back when the A EC first began popping atomic bombs in the neighboring Nevada desert People began wondering if maybe the atomic clouds some of- which passed over Utah and other parts of the Intermountain West were not dropping (fall-out- ) a dangerous load of radioactive particles on the area A prominent physicist at the University of Utah lent some credence to these worries when he was quoted in news stories as saying'-he kept his own children indoors on days the atomic clouds were likely to be overhead He indicated there was a reasoqable degree of danger Then some equally prominent seierititits- ' ' 11 44 i 4t ':ii - The Editor's Crystal Ball Viltjh I ‘l Ntv"-Th- P''' ' Al i b ' 4 f -- '1 - One evening a small boy who lives nearby was watching my father milk cows Father was continually telling him not to get so close to the cows or be might get kicked But the boy didn't pay any attention If yeti Finally father said don't stop getting so close to the cow you are going to get kicked!! iTdh eo Fboory hleoaolkeends - - ) asta khei mEd Il di a know I'm going to get kicked now lees talk about something t Yomnne Cox '''TiHse E" Fairview Utah SALT LAKE TRIBUNE I |