| Show 0 e dr W hades too slow for Den vente where are you froma demanded denver the man replied well you can come in but I 1 don t want any kicking because this place isn t swift enough for 3 ou were we re do ing the best we can louisville courier journal the limit of scorn manager coq do not inject enough contempt spite and venom into that word actress I 1 can do no better manager nonsense speak it lust as you say plush flush when you meet a rival in an imitation sealskin famil anty arity breeds contempt those ladies shouted the spicier from the top of the seeing new york automobile are the wives of multimillion multimillionaires alres look well at them while you have the chance oh we s seen teen em before said reuben Grass binder they kim tew my place every year to git some sun burn elsper et 5 per heek eek and then go hum and say they hez beai becq cincinnati commercial tribune the elephant ne blewett blewett biewett what a wonderful thing an elephants trual is tt it can pick up a pin or it can uproot a tree it has both delicacy of touch and brute pow er I 1 somehow reminds me of Bl blewett eNett the delicacy of dour touch Is only equaled by the power with which you butt into this cozy corner when you are not wanted awoke in the N ck of time mrs what are you chuckling about jonas mr I 1 dreamed I 1 was go ing to give a pullman porter a ter mrs t think that would make you grin mr well I 1 woke up just as he was as reaching for it unpleasant woman mccorkle well thank goodness I 1 won t have to bother with this blamed old furnace much longer mrs mccorkle no the lawn lawnmower will furnish about the only exercise you 11 get now mccorkle you have the meanest disposition of any woman I 1 ever knew honorable work are you willing to work at any honorable work lady well beating a rug Is honorable work isn t it youse don t understand lady wot I 1 mean is a term in congress or de senate or any place where youse can put honorable before your name just why he listened my daughter was practicing her new concert piece this afternoon said the woman next door yes replied mr bittner I 1 heard her how was ita why I 1 simply couldn coulden t get away s how it was the exception mignon do you think honesty is always the best policy adelle adelie in everything except love it if I 1 were to tell all my danglers what I 1 honestly think of them I 1 wouldn t have one left at the end of the week detroit free press the talking part I 1 see a certain sewing machine manufacturer advertises that his ma chine will do the work of a lozen 1 women yesa it must have a phonograph attachment philadelphia press A vain attempt 0 souque what was the matter in atter with that boilermaker was he douall 9 was he drunk well when I 1 saw him last he was trying to make rivet holes with a milk punch gallant may really I 1 don t feel like walk ing my feet bother me a good deal jack my you must be nervous may nervous jack otherwise you goulant let such little things bother you terror of spring days judge ill give you thirty days in jail prisoner good I 1 my wife m hilll ill be t through trough cleaning house wl aben en I T get out aut kansa city times how to have letters saved 1 im glad you were longheaded enough to save bis his letter says the lawyer and so am I 1 replied the actress my aly first impulse was to destroy it but when I 1 read the postscript that told me to be sure and burn it I 1 knew at once that it was valuable and north orth saving st 11 the same old plays miss annit you seemed bored at the theater last night mr air knott lion bon t bod like Shakespeare 1 mr wyse knott oh shakespeare s all right I 1 s pose but I 1 wisht be bed d turn out so methin new THEN THE SHOOTING STARTS NEW t C tenderfoot in a game ot of poel po el aut here suppose one man holds five aces and the other fellow five kings how do they divi divide dethe the money bad bill they don t divide it their heirs divide it charming hostess charming hostess do have havo some of my cake I 1 don t believe you ve ever tasted my own make I 1 delightful foreigner wishing to be polite indeed indeed I 1 have and I 1 assure you I 1 did not wish to eat any thing else for days after punch diagnose ng it yes said all all ile II 11 e quietly he died very sudden while poker heart diseases 7 9 queried the tourist well now reckon you might call it heart spade diamond and club dis ease he had all four aces up his sleeve all fixed jess he ile s such a strange fellow I 1 don t know how to take him bess you re not going to take him at all dear I 1 thin think ive I 1 ve got him russia s sinking fund I 1 see that russia Is putting another large sum into a new navy yes her sinking fund T rife ife fell down id be millin to work tor for a meal 0 victuals ma maam am said eaton joga jogs long only I 1 ain sin t strong enough I 1 ve been sun struck Sun struck echoed the woman in the kitchen door what were you doing when that happened 7 I 1 was outa outdoors in ue ae blazin sin what kind of work here his imagination failed him and he blundered I 1 was cuttin ice ma am then the boss fainted office boy gent wants to see you sir big lawyer bell tell him my time la Is very valuable and ask him wha whai be lie 11 1 wants office jiey tryg yo later ile le i says he wants to hire about worth of fr but that hie his tima tim is valuable too and you ve gsedl up your allowance C 11 7 v 11 1 w ar ws 1 4 heidy for him good goo d morning air piegan began the long haired idith the roll of carlu o 0 script ie you got your window open that 6 sp spring is bere liere t enow NOW telia lu 10 I 1 no interrupted alig editor glaring at him J ibish It sari IW that the spring poes I 1 eric er i A V ab I 1 the hurry up 4 e citzman l iu gwess ess you fellows living in the country are delighted to get a chance to run around in the fresh air these mornings run around huh 1 ast ot of our running Is to right straight through air to the stat station loii philadelphia press A 1 A changed opinion dizzy says men are not born equal dizzy makes ne L tired ive heard him say a dazen times that all men are born equal but ever since he found out that my baby weighed only Teven even pounds while his weighed ten bes he s trying to crawfish one request our society said sala the prison visit or is help you Is there anything loud oud like us to secure tor for youa well replied the convict I 1 would like to have permission to in vent a flying machine and use it how does your garden grow alere here is a good one jones why are the garden seeds my little daugh ter planted last week like sauerkraut kraut and limburger give it up because they re german atin cleveland plain dealer the end of the trouble I 1 understand that mrs jones has been cured of insomnia howa there was a fire in the street the other night and she tailed failed to wake up jones says she chasn t said a word L about insomnia since HER experience T 1 I 1 book agent lady this book will tell you all about the habits of sav sa age ge animals y mrs oldwen I 1 know more about them than that look book could tell me m I 1 ve been married twenty years one view of it but if it she makes all her own dresses I 1 should think she d tie be a good wife for you it shows she ashes s indus arious and sensible not for me thank you it simply shows how poor her father must be getting younger I 1 heard mrs giddy say yesterday that she was only 32 you youve ve known her tor for a long time haven t y you au yes when I 1 first knew her she was 34 cleveland plain dealer why the wh sties blow susie what makes the factory whistles blow so early in the morning dad dad the engineer wishes to wake up everybody who doesn doean t have to go to work as ag soon as he does 1 41 anvil duet gladys if she thinks her young s an Is such a paragon of ot perfection does she watch vis him so closely esme esmeralda ralda she Is afraid he Is Is too good to be true different facial expression bills did jou ou notice tha pleased expression on her face wheal told her that she did not look any older than her daughter wills WHIs no I 1 was looking at the ex pr ossion on the daughter s face 44 surer thing the doctor r doean doesn t tapi scheme fa for r making gola gol out of se alwater water ap peal to your cupidity A the druggist not a im I 1 m do ing fairly well with mineral water has had experience he ile how dobrou happen to know so much about political jobst she oh they re very nuch like re tory admirers you know hard to get and a good deal harder to hold detroit free press the reason jack so she 13 twenty six sura sum mers mors old I 1 she doesn t look it her chaperon no luckily for her every one t ofir thodor summers was short detroit free press |
