Show A Literary Ploy My little boys are at the stage Where mother’s kisses make them rage r J 1 1 They duck away avoid my Jouch As if a mom is just too much But just before they go to bed They still want a story read I hold them tight (they cannot win) I read— and sneak the kisses in! —Carol Kleiman r rV I i A -- S' & ' A waggish father wanted to illustrate to his son the difference between anger and exasperation He looked up the phone number of a pompous fellow commuter and phoned him When the call was answered the father asked "Is George V ‘3 '1 ' there?” "No there's no George here Why don't you get the right number before bothering people at this time of night?” “That” explained the father to the son "was annoyance” A few minutes later he dialed the same number and asked “Is George there?” "What's the matter with you? Are you crazy?” came the voice And the receiver was slammed down "Now that fellow was angry said the father "Next I'll show you what I mean by exasperation compared to anger” About fifteen minutes later the father dialed the same number again When the same man answered the father said "Hello this is George Have there been any messages for me — Dorothea Kent in the past hour or so?” "?5 v 1 A friend i of ours says his daughter’s eyesight was improved by local surgery She had her bangs cut off —Herm Albright f A young couple became the ecstatic owners of a new hi-system In a constant state of musical intoxication they played their records long and late One morning in the bus the man met his next-doneighbor and proudly told him of the new possession “We'd like you to come over to our place some night and listen to it” he invited "No” snapped the neighbor "You come over to our place — Dan Bennett and listen to it” fi or tS£ ' Who is the fourth good man who protects your family too? wf-- Successful salesman to housewife: “Vd like to show you a little item your neighbor said you couldnt afford’ — Lucille S Harper door-to-do- or a Ybur Newark life Agent The policeman the fireman the doctor all protect your family in their own special way And your family's financial se curity is also a precious thing that together a program of protection individually suited to your family’s needs needs protection This is where our man comes in Your New York Life Agent was When you think of family security think of your New York life Agent He's a good man to know New York Life Insurance Company Ave NY NY 10010 Madison 51 life Group and Health Insurance Annuities Pension Plans 125 years of service carefully chosen and thoroughly trained Life insurance is his business his only business He is especially qualified to put Fora happier life uAnd then she found out she was just the house upstairs maid in a ranch-typ- e Family Weekly November IS 1970 |