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Show V EVIDENTLY OUT OF PLACE! i Frenchman Had 8om Indignant Fault to Find With Postmaster, and Said 80. I NATOSAL IRRIGATION wnnk'Pijt; Frenchman with a name applied a la Faria and pronounced something like had never learned to read or write, but be managed to disguise the fact pretty well until he moved to a new community where the name waa not common. Going to the A German Scientists Advisa the Eating of Egg Shelle by Thoae Who Approach Old Age. & Two Germans, deep thinkers ofessors P.mmcrieh and loiewe stale that egg shells eaten Increase the power of resistance against the withering blight or time," add weight to ths body, activity to the brain ami strength to the heart; that they destroy injurious bacilli, prevent inflammation and i- ii;u lend courage and entry. This reminds me. Philip Haio writes iu the Host 011 Herald, of tho preparation advertised in 1 thirty or more years ago as removing superfluous hair, being uu excellent substitute for table butter, none genuine unless slumped on the blade. Kustace Miles, tlie English court teuuls player and vegetarian, says he had an old nurse who used to eat eg shells and crunch them Joyfully between the teeth that happened to meet, and she said she ate the shells because they shaved the liair off Inside of the throat. The discovery of the Gorman scientist Is peculiarly welcome to dwellers by the ocean, for It is a well knowu fact that If you do not break egg shells the witches will put out to sea In them to wreck vessels, and If you burn the shells the hens will cease to lay. Furtheriiwire, as eggs are now absurdly high even case eggs In the neighborhood it seems a pity to waste any part of them. -Pr- Ca-cho- o poatofllce one morning he Inquired: o Got any mail for Joe T" What'a the name?" Inquired the clerk. Ca-cho- Joe Ca-cho- .on-do- How do you apell it?" "Cant you apell Joe "No, said the clerk, I never heard it before." Then the disgust of the Frenchman, which had been constantly rising, boiled over and he snorted: "Well, if you cant spell, why dont you sell your old poatofllce to some one that can?" Day of Judgment. In an English town tad lent a horse to a solicitor, who killed the animal through bad usage. The dealer insisted oa payment, and the lawyer, refusing cash, said he would give a bill for the amount, but I must be at a long date. The lawyer drew a promissory note, making it payable on the day of Judgment. An action was raised, and the lawyer asked the sheriff to look at the bilL Having done so, the sheriff replied: "This is the day of judgment, 1 decree ou to pay tomorrow. A Appointed horse-deal- er Point for Sherlock Holmes. Somebody wondered how long a certain woman who had just left the room had been married. About 15 years," said tbe jeweler. How do you know? asked the Jeweler's wife. You never saw her until 'TWEMTIEl INUALMEE' SAIT ZAKS CTYi SALT LAKE THE MECCA OF THE IRRIGATORS Salt Lake City. The capital of the of Utah, which owes more to irstate tonight than any other state in the rigation "I can tell by the size of her wedis the Mecca of thousands of union, The he width of ding ring, replied. visitors. occasion Is the National The wedding rings changes about every live years. The kind she wears waa Irrigation Congress, the opening session of which was held Monday mornin style 15 years ago. ing, September 30. The city Is In gala attire, was dags and bunting in Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of profusion, while myriads of electric CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for lights turn night into day. infants and children, and see that it Twelve thousand persons, a thousand Bears the of them delegates from all over America and even from foreign countries, Signature of In Use For Over 30" Years. thronged tbe Tabernacle Monday mornChildren Cry for Fletchers Castoria ing for the opening session of the twentieth National Irrigation Congress. A Dead One. The program for the ordcial openThe doctor says that I will live ing comprised many musical numbers about a year. by the grand orchestra. Tabernacle choir. "That will be a great change for organ and the augmented s you. Speeches were made by Senator What will?" of Nevada, president pf the conNew-land- "Living." Waited Energy. Nimrod (just back from . Ashing) I got this string in less than an hour. Nimrod's Wise Wife Theres a Ash store nearer than that, John. Precaution. Chlmmle Iley, Maggie, hold dis bag o peanuts fer me fer a minute here comes a poor relation o' mine! Life. Melancholy Fact. Man is weak. That is why he Invests In a cantaloup when he knows the chances are ten to one against him. Toledo Blade. FREE ADVICE TO SICK WOMEN BABY eral selection! by the augmented cboir, orchestra and organ, tbe feature of which were the rendition o McClellan's Ode to Irrigation, rehearsals for which have been (p progress many weeks. The National Irrigation Congress held Its first session in Salt Lake City on September 15, 1891, and tbe pres ent session is something in the nature of a week for many 01 the delegates. Delegations from various states and cities began to arrive late Saturday and continuing through Sunday. Each additional incoming train brought delegates and the hotels were soon filled almost to capacity. Among the larger delegations to arrive Sunday was the party from Ell Paso and othei Texas points, which traveled in a spehome-comin-g cial car. They were headed by Representative V. R. Smith, chairman of the house committee oti Irrigation. Senator Francis G. Newlands of No-vada, president of the irrigation congress, arrived Saturday night. Governor Oddie of Nevada arrived Sunday, and Governor Hawley of ldahc and Governor Carey of Wyoming came in Monday morning. Among the officers of the congress who was not able to attend, is R. Insinger of Spokane, Wash., first vice president, who is reported to be ill. gress, and by George A. Earstow of Brief adTexas, former president. dresses were also made by the Queen of Irrigation and George A. Snow, chairman of the Utah board or control. The queen and her maids of honor were escorted to the Tabernacle from the Commercial club by Governor William Spry and his staff. Colonel James A. Irons and staff, Mayor Samuel C. Park, the city commissioners and the board of governors and memWATER USERS ORGANIZE. bers of the Commercial club. ' As suggested in tbe ofAclal speech Demand That Control of Water be of President Francis G. Newlands, Transferred From Government to United States senator from Nevada, Users. and echoed in the preliminary discusLake Sail City. Those water users sions of the delegates, the twentieth on federal reclamation in will include projects who its Irrigation congress deliberations the most extensive plan ' have been meeting in Salt Lake to for control of America's water supply perfect organization of the National in the broadest sense ever contem- Federation of Water Users associations demand that control of the water plated by a public body. Revision of lands laws and home- thereon be transferred from governstead acts to check the tremendous ment agents to the settlers themselves drain of capital and citizenship now and that provisions be made so that may own water as well as resulting from the emigration move- settlers ment to Canada, is another vital ques- land.- - These demands are Incorportion to be considered by the congress. ated, with others which criticise ad Never in the history of Salt Lake ministration of projects by governhas there been presented a more bril- ment agents, and ask greater rights liant scene than that which marked for water users, iu resolutions adoptthe grand parade and electrical ed Monday by the water users. pageant of the National Irrigation Con- Government agents on reclamation gress Monday night. Not only was projects are charged with extravathe pageant gorgeous and satisfying gance and waste. ' The adoption of resolutions and to the spectators who thronged the election of officers on Monday wound was streets, but the story of irrigation realistically depicted. The industries up the first annual convention of the resulting from irrigation were splen- National Federation of Water Users associations didly unfolded to view. Karl B. Smith of Yuma, Ariz., was There were more than 300.000 varieties of decorations used in the en- named president of the federation and tire column, und over five tons of real rhaiiman of the executive committee. fruit, vegetables and various products O. K. Farnham of Newell, S. I)., Is and exhibits. The electrical wiring the secretary, and !. K. Rodman of used waB more than 5.000 feet in Sunnyalde, Wash., the Measurer. The length. All scenes were hand painted, officers, with Scott Ktter, Carlsbad, every flower used was either grown or N M., and Fulton H. Sears, Fal-on- , made here and more than 201) pounds Net., comprise the executive rominit-- j of nails were used to fix various arti- tee. ' cles in pltice. UTAH STATE FAIR A SUCCESS. The cost of the' entire parade and pageant fa estimated at more than Salt Lake City. The thirty-fourt$20,000. and about 4.000 persons par- annual state fair opened here Monday. ticipated in the great inarch. 5,000 people passing through the gates As the si ten sauce of delegates and the opening day. This year's fair surpersons of note probably exceeds that passes. in every department, any exof any session of tbe congress held position in the history of Utah. heretofore, the ceremonial and enterSuperintendents of various divisions tainment features were on a more pre- report increases in exhibits in tlieii tentious scale than ever before at- departments, in some cates running as tempted. high as 75 per cent, and in 110 instance The musical program Includes sev below 25 per cent. 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MALARIAL wIR And T nit's PHIl REGIONS, the most genial rerterw tlva ever oiiered the sulfcring Invalid. FREE TO ALL SUFFERERS Groping. fn-- i -- mt f What ia Mias Hamnu-rato if the trying biuth.,,hurttr Irtiui kicliiiv.blail'itar nHnriiuliraJtr Almost Entirely. on the climmr wMkn4h. Uirr(fckiiHriipiiniiii.iliiii play piano?' "Dick Quay, at the Congress hotel write toruiy KIlhKIiutik. U U I In iuiL InMmetlT " 'In tho Shadow.' hmhIiiM btNfk ever written. It ifllNiiUabfiiillheM in Chicago, was talking about a 110-and he rmiirkii hli'raresMToeied ti?iheNw diiiiAn, I thought aim seemed to lie havKrrn-- h lU'fms1rMTHKKAIIONM So. t.Nul. Nat torlous politician. decide for j.iurneir tilUthr retnetly for ing some difficulty in Imdiiig the right und )nmn Ikm $ K'nd $ rpnt. life abmihilely Riliuouu "And he's worth eleven millions, fmir Nn'fii1nwapVirriliifv keys." lr.t,elorMML C'i9s llwvenitvi'k ltd., IlmiipBleiML, I Mr. Quay ended. And la an entirely self made inan. It Depends. too, I believe, said a correspondent. IV you think a wife should go "Entirely so," Mr. Quay answered, through her husband's imekets?" except for nine thick coats of white.V.II rr I liriuili l Imiuo "Yes if there's anyth;:.? in 'em. I arliiwr I'lrera. f Ircrs.Vrircra.ll wash that have been appib-- to him I hltchwell iiiff.Vlilk m. HHs by various investigating commiiiees. . fkw. J.l. ALLIES, AU.Sk Paul, Bins. Unfitting. "Wait till I bobble my horse." A Paradoxical Ballot. LASSES ASS GIRLS ',"e,n Well, please don't do it on the Btiil idrtMU'& lliulifirnllnlillf ngaiM "I should think the wono-i- i voting BkocunTa3in$f. Knit ini ronton to 1M of tho lawn." skirt LtJil), no klBurpa. B. J. V. Irhft, UHRistoulW, IUImAb in the new suffrage stales would strike one obstacle." mid run nhl Indian anA Mrs. WIdkIiiu'n Fix Mill tiu Fjthji for Thililrra MKN KKrilTM firti$rn herb i Fr lN In "Hi i'Ii "What is that? J(clpw indauniin-- t Htii'li." lerlhiiiir,nif:i-iillicpiiiiiH, Itul. Ilrrb (sardniN, Ki. ff, llann How can the matrons of a party Inn, allays paiu, cures wind Sc a botili. itiuml. 1ml. Adr. cast their maiden vote?" FOR ALL PettitVEV&Salve SOKE People who art crippled In the head EYED The Language. get less sympathy Ilian any other "I'm gnlng to whip that child. W. N. U- - Salt Lake City, No, No, . you're not! It's my child. 1 I I ST LD'SORESICURED s Ireni.'M-nifulini- , u hH in-pi- Dm-iu- 1 Wolgaat and Mandot Matched. Memphis, Tenn Joe Mandot or New Now, beat It!" Orleans, regarded the best lightweight in the south, and Ad W'olgast. chamMany a woman would he wiling to pion of lightweight division, have beer trade a mlllton-dolla- r husband for a matched to meet in New Orleans Noalimony. vember 2. Might may overcome right, but It Sets New Hammerthrow Record New York. Matt McGrath, world's can never destroy it. champion hammer thrower, added a new world's record to his siring Sun day at Celtic park. He threw the Cotor more goods briyhtrr end fwnr colors than any other d re. One hammer with unlimited run TJSwntlwjrtJPpnuteiwit:WnlajwjrrejMsiklrt and follow 191 feet 5 Inches. For Headache Nervousness and Backache due to disorders cf Kidneys and Bladder PUTNAM FADELESS DYES psck.yrcnlmvzll filw-m- . Thry dye in rcM wztrrMtrr thin nnvrthrr dvr Yourma. How to I ive. illrai h and Mix Cukwe. MUNItOt UHtO COMPANY, Qsincy, lll 10c |
