Show - -- - r - - - ir - '' 34 ' '1 I I 1 - r7i:!Slal 21110s44Tib I 1 4 1 "' b71 )i ) l' w - — ''1 -- :- 4 t 4 '' '' NOP rt ' i ' 17 14w ""' r it' t: i ' 'I's- q N4414 -- I :' 1 4i 'Illb -- - - ' foe 'i ' Rub in y for fast soothing relief from muscular soreness and pain contains up to 212 times more methyl salicylate and menthol—famous agents known to every doctor—than five other widely offered rub-in- s Insist on genuine the original Baume Analgesique Also fer Paie doe to rheumatism Neuralgia sod colds Ask tot NM y ter Cillerec 1 u -- Ben-Ga- g Ben-Ga- - - q ) gently-warmin- i - y ' y Bee-Go- i t I e IP Ilk 11': ‘''' 1 A elo 4: rook - P 1 lip )1A- - ) N Cs I I 4 rN4- ' GOIN' TO THE STORE IS I OILED SUPER FUN MY SKATES WITH ? I AN 4 i ? 7 Creomulsion relicvesprompily because it goes right to the statist the trouble to help loosen and expel germ lader phlegm and aid nature to soothe and heal raw tender inflamed bronthial mucous membranes Tell your druggist to sell you a bottle of Creomulsioc with the understanding you must hit the way it quitkly allays the cough or you are to have your money butt ' -- -- (L '- - il- i- CREOMULSION - — - ' for CoughsChest ColdsBranchitis i ' 1 !la ft t 1 (r 1 l' t ' r 1 1 4 tek' I i K r 1 - t- is- 71 ) b i e- - 1:!--- 1 - ''1 -- 4 ' - - t i 1 10 (k‘ - k- 7 4'i A- 4' "I 1 t1 1 1 ' NOVELTIMAR 22 FARAD 11&Aift i Ititi MANCH 6 $ ONLY 2 2:t2--1949 ) o 6 poilr' rNAfil Young & Old Alike 98 SEND r-- — cri NO MONEY enemy-hel- i'Ar -- - W 5 I ' ) ( i '"' Sp i (' : : li I 1 1 -- - T - r "Welt Barry ' CLUB NEWS: A group of mar7 ried women In Brooklyn all on the same diet have formed a new club They call it: - - e4T ) - i Atet:': 'I 1 L i 11( '- - i j L v 'A- 4 I d ‘ t 2 r ft" ' i i 17 'A- - '- f2' l'' : 4 ' 11 i4--A- - i : I 1 4 I) " "1-- V"' l'- i1c 4 (' 0 k)'' - -''' 1 t 1 ' 410( 4'- - ''- '1 4 1 if twenty dollars is all you we might as well eat out- - ' A 1 ' - - -- --- j m ---- - 1 - BEST: I- ('' et KNOWS COINCIDENCE? Directly following President Trumon't inaugural address the announcer at a small Florida radio station mode a slip of the tongue and introduced a musical number titled: "Deep in the Heart of Toxesr 04- - 'L: 4" was slow t' Gray the most talked-abou- t disc jockey In the country (Barry insults people seven nights a week from the fabulous Cop° City Club in Miami Beach) has a little daughter whose mother taught her to dose her evening prayers with the plea: "And please watch over my daddy" It all sounded very sweet to Mrs Gray until one night she heard the tot soy: ''And while you're ot it dear God 1 ' 'LS AI f -- - ''' ' !ss 1 Is e- territory PABS 'tabor' tonight and ivory night oicopt Saturday - ‘ 1 ' t os ''''s - Lewis: Learning E MAMA news- - liVit--'- 1:1 11 ' : 0 -c - i'l 4 you'd better keep an eye on Momo ovor your icKal k loth year order today kaki istia ordat sad wo pay pest- plot postaao COMPLIndfre at Joe NATIONAL DEFENSE DEPT: Probably the oddest news item of the new year was the story about the woman who visited her doctor to complain of a cold and ended up giving birth to a baby boy This column would like to recommend that the boy be mode on honorary member of Corlson's Roiders Anybody who con sneak into the world that 'quietly will come in handy if we ever need an invasion force to sneak into Judge John F Griffin of Chicago is experimonting with what might be the brightest Idea yet to increase traffic safety Part of the punishment is forcing violators to sea a motion picture tilled "Highway Maniac" I don't know what punishment the judge metes out to socond offondors but I assume he sends them to double Natures WEN TO Hy Gardner Wee' -- ! tool" FITS THE CRIME: I V' vit Bert Lahr ond ton PUNISHMENT (4 '''''' ' s list" f Here's a hungry who'scompletely captitickle his tummy and his vating eyes light up to show you he loves you! Battery and two colored bulbs come can be easily completely assembled removed and replaced to last a lifetime He's all pink and white with the perkiest ears a set of proud whiskers and a bonny blue ribbon to tie around his neck be - '''i '''' I ' : Fascinating to '41'ss ! : - N-- iti ' t i The Ideal Easter CM Has Electric Light Eyes That Lite Up and Shine - 1 1 i A it ) '! t I i England reveals a cute item In the midst of a speech Vice Admiral Sir John Edgell was making before the Royal Navy Old Comrades Club he suddenly took off his spectacles dropped some notes to the table and ended his speech I "I'm sorry" he said "I brought along the wrong notes By mistake I took along my wife's shop-lin- g 1 l':''N ery P A' paper clipping from Croydon i I ''' ' e Brc:::iiitis 01 Co ""sr" 1 - ) 4 Vs' ' A WRONG ADDRESS: i loo3 7( j flowTo nolieve L 111 ''' b V' I t And in Hollywood according to Herb Stein a plumber advertises: "We Keep Your Wife in Hot Water" ' i grade etcetera etcetera Smoking!" 1444-f"- r ' 4) NOTE: CoEDUCATIONAL median Jo E Lewis says he's a victim of progressive education He spent two years in the second grade three years In the third grade four years in the fourth near-fatalit- y In Birmingham Waiting Order" a fellow named William England Bowson was hit so hard by a falling sign that it knocked the cigarette out of his mouth The sign read: "No ' o t Kansas new- Cusseta Ga has this notice posted over her henhouse: "Rush! Customer t e-i- 1 414' — A a SIGNS OF LIFE: Herbert Adler the shoe man observed this sign above on Arizona tavern's brass cuspi- Will You dor: 'We Aim to Please Aim Too Heater Reg Clough reports that Mrs G W King of -- -4- " i - sloA 41Ss woman was overcome by gas while taking o bath but owes her life to the watchfulness of the janitor" ii i --- i started the story thisaway: "The HERO WORSHIPPER: Comedian Bort lahr's son who's a dead-ringe- r for his dad was recently introduced to a columnist who inquired: "What do you want to be when you grow up A pointer like your uncle or a writer lik your cotisinl" The kid looked up and pouted "I don't wont to be wither he rephed "I want to be a neurotic like papa' f pain-relievi- Ben-Ga- reporting spaper k horn 0 " SUPER-SERVIC- contestant devoured half a two dozen eggs a loaf of bread four pounds of roost beef six pounds of cooked vegetables and two apple pies Asked to comment to reporters On his victory the chomp said "Please fellows don't announce I woo the contest lit tomorrow If my wife hears about it I won't ' get any dinner tonight!" ''0' illi 7 i Last summer at a county for held near Cleveland a contest won held to determine who could eat the mostest in the shortest ttime Within 15 minutes a middle-age- d FOOD DEPT: i 4(-- -- ewsree pn N r :t' 4 1 kt ' P N F i HY GARDNER'S I 1111n 1116 ) 1 4 Bob Cristenberry ANECDOTE: going through some old Hotel Astor tiles ran across a memorandum sentt tto the Astor housekeeper by one of the maids It read "General Chan Wu Fang asks that we remove the Japanese prints from the walls of his bedroom They make him angry when he wakes up in the morning" ' tioogis4k I Ass":ley - ' ' 1 1:itil° l- I ! --- kN t - - t 1 ''" 11)7---- r: 1 q 1 " i 1 I 1 A —1 1 -- ' -- ' -'' - i - hove You ' I ' kNr 'I didn't wave at -- t L- c ma" ' |