Show SPECIAL PARADE'S 'Ask Marili® Intelligence Report Because of Winne of mail received Panda regrets it cermet answer emotes Nuclear Threat Of the Soviet Sub Fleet wo former Soviet republics—Russia and Ukraine—currently are quarreling over Li control of the Black Sea fleet The outcome doesn't much concern the Pentagon Regardless of who ends up in control our military chiefs don't expect a naval attack upon the United States They're far more worried about the nuclear reactors of the former Soviet Navy than about its nuclear missiles The Soviet Navy operated about 150 nuclear submarines Pentagon sources told Jack Anderson PARADE's Washington bureau chief that this undersea fleet is a disaster waiting to happen Its nudes: reactors simply don't measure up to American standards they warn and are plagued with problems Since the Kremlin began opening its military secrets to the Pentagon our admirals have been learning about exploding reactors and irradiated submarine crews One malftnctioning reactor was simply dumped on an uninhabited Arctic island where it remains a hazard to marauding polar bears and inquisitive seals Reports indicate that at least three Soviet nuclear subs have sunk as a result of accidents —scattering five nuclear reactors and 38 nuclear warheads on the ocean floor Meanwhile several of the 150 submarines still are patrolling the high seas Scientists fear that their next nuclear accident could contaminate some nation's shores Conclusion: The Pentagon doesn't want Russia Ukraine or the new Commonwealth of Independent States to operate those 150 submarines For the sake of world safety our admirals believe the nuclear fleet of the former Soviet Navy should be scuttled Ir17ma outfits and 250 pah's of shoes Perfect for an entertainer known for her quick changes during performances So why is she selling the townhouse? It's too large complains Tina who shares her London digs—as well as a place in Cologne—with her boyfriend Erwin Bach 35 a Gertaan record producer The singer says she's looking for something smaller Whatever she finds Tina Turner surely has come a long way since her humble beginnings as Anna Mae Bullock in Nut Bush Tenn Turner—the long- rock star still at 52—has put London townhouse the market for $23 million reports London's Daily Mail The Georgian building features period decor including Victorian portraits and Chippendale furniture Tina's tight security is evident in the barred windows and the video camera covering the front door The six-stohouse also boasts a sauna two kitchens servants' quarters a billiard room a roof terrace— and wardrobe space for 1000 - 170 1 or t - 40 lik - v '"' -' — ' rcitt:::") '1') 1 4 I 1 e -i many times they're shuffled ("Ginned out" means cards are dealt In the sequence of past hands and players are dealt two or three spreads or nearly gla hands) True? —Many J Darla Eloomtield NJ Sounds like "ginned in" to me (as in "broken in") not "ginned Out" But either way it's not true Current thinking has it that seven ordinary shuffles mix a deck thoroughly (Fewer aren't enough but more don't help that much) So maybe you guys just aren't shuffling enough! '1 'A les' 0: t a ft: the government would purposely keep a owe for cancer a secret because of overpopulation? —Maureen !Reynolds Patterson - 1114" I 1 cat Not a chance in a zillion Those people haven't even been able to keep their sex lives secret! I- ' 1 Do you think a IPt 1 "ginned our' after two or three games no matter how I -- 1 ) I 1 - : 1 ktif t 4it men win say od that cards got ! ool'''' ri""-- en mum with a group of I2 44 I pfay --- 4--- : ry — VOS SAVANT BY MARILYN Tina Turner Dovmscales Her London Digs ' Tmgeiess Tina cedebrating her birthday ANSWER TO UST TIDEX'S MAINTEASElb If you caul b London with GBINialk boyfriend Erwin Beck 0 change a doing you have no more than one and if you can't change a you have no more than one quarter and no more than four dimes If you can't thane a dime you have no more than one nickel and if you can't change a nickel you have no mete that four pennies These "no more than" coins add up to $124 and they vn12 change 1 1 half-doll- ar half-doll- a4 Doult!cchtmk Thrt 1Izay ACeress he US armed forces which are trying to phase in a new mall system by July 15 have encountered some unexpected difficulties The new address format includes a Postal Unit or Postal Service Center number on the next to last line Some servicemen and women are confusing this number with their company unit number explainR Army Sgt Sunny Taylor "A female soldier in Germany said 'I put my unit number on the envelope'— and she's right" says Taylor "But she also has to put the Postal Unit number on it or cir - - - they'll send the mail back" Other changes include new APO and FPO numbers for about 40 of the military post offices overseas and new state codes for geographic areas Current designations are New York Miami San Francisco and Seattle The three new designations are AE (for Canada Europe Africa and the Middle East) AA (forCentral and South America) and AP (for the Pacific and some areas of Alaska) If you write to perscms in the military ask for their new APO or FPO numbers and Postal Unit or Postal Service Center number to avoid delays a dollar which you knew when that child walked by—and that's why a nickel leaving $LID The coins you now have left—a a quarter four dimes and four pennies—won't change a dollar or anything smellier you gave him half-doll- ar If you have a question for Marilyn vos Savant who is listed in the "Guinness Book of World Records Hall of Fame" for "Highest IQ "send it to: Ask Marilyn PARADE 750 Third Ave New York NY 10017 Because of volume of mail personal replies are not possible PACE 18 APRIL 26 1992 PARADE 1AAGADDIE JL |