Show NATIODIWORLD The Salt Lake Tribune A17 Sunday April 26 1992 i presiLanged in Au on its wast-'- t a drive Gulf 5 own eon- -' into Arab' world to ex us urnto but) arms more Wash Trying to Keep Weight Off? Avoid Jail? Here are Odds THE ASSOCIATED worked the library to come up with "A to Z Odds on Everything You Hoped or Feared Could Hap- PRESS — What are WASHINGTON the chances you'll read this story? Probably better than the prospect that you'll lose weight and keep it off But maybe not as good as the chance you'll say a prayer before the day is over Likelihood of the first is just one in 10 The probability you'll pray today is much better: 57 in pen" Take fears The book quoting the National Safety Council says you have a one in 23 chance of dying in an accident If you do chances are one in two that it will be a car wreck Hope to win your state's lottery? The odds are 4 million to one against you far worse than the one in 9100 chance of being hit by lightning 100 The figures are from What the Odds Are a book whose editors have spun the wheel shaken the dice shuffled the cards and the figures range from one in 10 for people who have never been married to one in 33 for those divorced twice Without television? Only one in 50 According to the book here are some good bets: You will regain weight loss after a diet: 90 chances in 100 You will parent a child: 80 in 100 You will qualify for a mort- gage: 80 in 100 A criminal will return to jail after release: 80 in 100 Then there are the long shots some worth waiting for some not: You will undergo an IRS audit this year: one in 100 A person will be incarcerated: one in 200 Your child will be a genius: one in 250 A high school player will play in a future Super Bowl: one in 4000 The Earth will be devastated by a meteorite in your lifetime: one in 9000 A person will be struck by lightning: one in 9100 A professional golfer will get a one in 15000 A fan will be hit by a baseball at a major league game: one in hole-in-on- e: 300000 You will be dealt a royal flush in the opening poker hand: one in 649739 A state lottery player will hit the jackpot: one in 4 million Guarantee Coit's Cleaning is the Best! 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