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Show The Knocker After God had finished the rattlesnake, rattle-snake, the toad and the vampire, He had some awful "substance" left with which He made the ."knocker." A knocker is a two-letrged animal with a cork-screw soul, a water-logged brain, and a combination back-bone made of jelly and glue. Where other people haVd their hearts he carries a tumor of rotten principles. When the knocker comes t own the street honest men turn their backs, the angels weep in heaven and the devil shuts the gates of hell to keep him out. No man has the right to knock as long as there is a pool of w iter deep enough to drown hin body in or a rope to hang his carcass with. JuJas Iscariot -"as a gentleman compared com-pared tj a knocker, for after betraying his Master he had enough character to hang himselt and a "knocker" has not. Exchange. |