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Show Equal Value. "What did the bride's rich relations five her?" "Oue gave her a silver, gold-lined sugar bowl and the other gave her enough sugar to nil It." A Message to Moth YOU know the real human doctors right around ineighborhood : the doctors made of flesh and blood just like yo doctors with souls and hearts : those men who are responding call in the dead of night as readily as in the broad daylighy are ready totejl you the good that Fletcher's Castoria has is doing and will do, from their experience and their love for child Fletcher's Castoria is nothing new. We are iking you to try an experiment. We just want to impress upon e importance of buying Fletcher's. Your physician will tell yon this, as he knows are a number num-ber cf imitations on the market, and he is partic interested in the welfare of your baby. Genuine Castoria always bears the signature of cJi,C Sarcasm. "It is very hot today." "I'm so glad you told me. 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Clear Your Skin Jp?8 WBleYouS!eepp with Cuticura A- I All druggist; Soap 25, Ointment 25 ft 50, Tale-urn 25. Sample each free of "Gutleorfc, Dept. , Boston." W. N. U., Salt Lake City, No. 35-1918. HADLEY WILLING TO FORGET Subject of Dislocated Jaws Seldom Selected for Conversation by Head of Yale University. Arthur Hadley, president of Yale university, is an honored authority on many subjects, but he declines to include in-clude among them dislocated jaws. Thereby hangs this tale. The educator was sharing his stateroom state-room on a Fall River boat with a pleasant pleas-ant gentleman who had otherwise slept on a cot in the open cabin, when, well along toward morning, he heard, coming com-ing from the up-'j berth, sounds of gagging and g.rgiing and moaning. Jumping up and switching on the light he saw his acquaintance was suffering greatly. His chin was on his breast, his mouth rigidly, open, his eyes tight closed and perspiration on his forehead. fore-head. "Be calm, sir," cried Mr. Hadley. "I know just what to do." v Wrapping a towel around his thumbs to save them from the release, he clambered clam-bered up beside the man, knelt by hls shoulders, began to work the jaw into its place and then spent the rest of the night trying to explain himself! For it was only a case of nightmare. Could Not Obey Doctor. An anaemic young married man went to the doctor last week. The doctor made an examination and said : "You do not eat enough. Go home and eat as heartily as you can, In order to build yourself up." The young man went home and told his wife what the doctor had said. "Well," said she, "I guess you are not going to obey the doctor's orders unless you get a big jump In your salary sal-ary or the price of eatables takes a big slump. Maybe the doctor doesn't have any trouble keeping up with the h. c. of 1, but we do." Km. "My teacher (0 an awful call down because Inter for intern. Was that such mistake, pop?" "Well, my sq-ould cull It a grave sort of i Toui Up. Wigs "He n be so soft to get money frouaggs "Yes, but too many touchd of hardened him up." Don't ignore ittle pains and aches," especialckaches. They may be little no there is no telling tell-ing how soon a ous or fatal disease dis-ease of which re the forerunners forerun-ners may show Go after the cause of that ba at once, or you may find yourseke grip of an incurable in-curable disease. Do not delay ite. Go to your druggist and lni his supplying you with a boGOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Ca. In 24 hours you will feel remealth and vigor. After you havel yourself, continue con-tinue to take r two Capsules each day so asep in first-class condition, and vS the danger of future attacks, ey refunded if they do not hei. Ask for the original imporSOLD MEDAL brand, and thus'e of getting the genuine. Adv. HE WAS TH TO SLEEP And a Little Thke the Building Burning Coulouse "Dutch" Fromber. At camp "Dur he was called, was reputably tbest sleepyhead and most absent-d Individual existing. ex-isting. One night "D was, as usual, in blissful i-epos?n some of the buildings in the cks caught fire and the alarm vread rapidly to all parts of the, and the fire finally came alar? near the bunk where "Dutch" warning of shooting shoot-ing the Huns inles. In his sleep "" finally got up and wandered ther part of the barracks, where iwled into some one's bunk andefully slept on amid the roar after, flames and smoke. Not until long the building had burned to the grand oniy cinders and ashes were d any one think of "Dutch." Aforolonged search they finally foum, sweetly and blissfully sleepvith the cover pulled up arounchin like an Innocent In-nocent babe, arsely clasping In either hand his picture and a safety razor. Such as Pr the Kaiser. Some fellows born with black yes ; others get In various ways. 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