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Show Clocked hats may become as numerous numer-ous as the fuzzy ones. ( Where there's a will there Is generally gener-ally a way to try to break It Few Manchus resign, but recent reports re-ports Indicate tht a good many ol them die. The common towel Is to be abolished. abolish-ed. Little by little mankind Is be-eomlng be-eomlng sanitary. Let us hope the Wright brothers have really invented a fool proof airship. air-ship. It Is greatly needed. Music Is to be established in the barnyard, for it makes cows give more milk and hens lay more eggs. The Wllkesbarre man who was a millionaire for a day had to go away from home to act well his part. One does not know whether to condemn con-demn or praise the Paris opera strikers. strik-ers. . It all depends on the opera. They find gold in chickens' crops In Manitoba, thus offering another opportunity oppor-tunity for Bomebody to boost the prica of eggs. A Montana court has decided that one Chinaman constitutes a laundry. But what If he were In the chop suey business? According to one professor the earth will cease Its revolutions in 6231. II you don't believe It figure it out to suit yourself. Telephone connection between England Eng-land and the continent is maintained by six cables, and the number will soon be doubled. Brides are wanted In western Washington Wash-ington state. Here is where the supply sup-ply of leap year can connect nicely with the demand. The nursery and seed men convey a reassurance that spring is coming by sending out a bunch of finely Illustrated Illus-trated catalogues. Everybody will be as well satisfied if the weather man, for a little while at least, refrains from giving us any more mean temperature. A Kansas City court refuses to grant a man a divorce from his mailorder mail-order wife. Then why doesn't he send to Reno for a mail-order divorce T One girl married a baseball player because he made so many home runs. All players who make home runs do Cot at once run home, however. The girls of a high school In Pennsylvania Penn-sylvania are widely praised because that hair device known as the "rat" has been prohibited among them, t If reports of robins seen during the tero weather were not mistakes on the part of the observers, they were mistakes on the part of the robins. A Minnesota professor says "race suicide is a peril to posterity." We could hardly expect It to give our ancestors an-cestors whooping cough and measles. English girls must promise to obey In order to make the wedding ceremony cere-mony binding, but the breaking of the promise does not Invalidate anything. Few men would have been reckless enough, a hundred years ago, to make the prediction that an American hen would ever win the world's egg championship. One large railroad has ordered that Its pencil sharpeners be discarded. We accept this as another Indication that the world Is growing better. Princess Pat succeeded In slipping into New York unnoticed. Some of the ladles who employ press agents will wonder why she should have wished to do so. The ex-autocrats get off with fat purses. Abdul Hamld got his 800 wives, Manual his $25,000 a year, and the Infant Emperor Pu-Yi Is to have $6,500,000 annually, "Gee whiz! I'm glad I'm free!" exclaimed ex-claimed a woman when she had secured se-cured a divorce in New York the othei day. The man was probably too happy hap-py to be able to say anything. Cut why should the French or any other astronomers feel "worried" over what may be happening to Saturn'i rings? So far as this earth Is con cerned, Saturn never has been any thing but distant and unsociable. |