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Show RIDDLES. Why are real friends like ghosts? Tbey are often heard of, but seldom seen. When is a sick man a contradiction? contradic-tion? ' When he is an impatient patient When is coffee like the earth? When it Is ground. When is a baby like a breakfast cup? When it is a tea thing (teething). What roof covers the most noisy tenant? The roof of the mouth. What's the difference between an Irishman frozen to death and a Scottish Scot-tish Highlander on a mountain peak in January? One Is kilt with the cold, the other Is cold with the kUL |