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Show LEFT TO A WORSE FATE Dynamiter, Himself a Married Man, Knew What Awaited Forgetful Husband. The business man was sitting in his office, thinking of starting for home, when a suspicious looking person came in with a leather bag in bis hand. "If you don't give me $25," said the visitor, coming at once to the point, "I will drop this on the floor." The business man was cool. "What is in it?" he asked. "Dynamite," was the brief reply. "What will it do if you drop it?" "Blow you up." "Drop it!" was the instant command. com-mand. "My wile told me when I left home this morning to be sure and send up a bag of flour, and I forgot it. I guess it will take just about as much dynamite as you have there to prepare me for the blowing up I'll get when she sees me!" He threw himself back in his chair and waited for the explosion, but it did not come. "I'm a married man myself," said the dynamiter, and quietly slipped out. Illustrated Bits. May Sell 100,000,000 Red Cross Seals. |