Show PROUD OF HIM abe young man felt that he was in love and wisely decided to consult his father in the matter ashes beautiful of coursed said the old gentleman after hearing his son and heir s confession oh father ashes never mind that interrupted the old gentleman I 1 know it all good family one of the best in the city ex claimed the young man why her father when he was alive was father deada interrupted the old gentleman again yes she s an orphan urn well no fault olbers have you stopped to think how you will provide for her oh but she s rich father ex claimed the young man joyfully ashes worth in her own right the old man shook his head doubt fully never marry a girl tor money my boy he said you 11 be sorry if you do but father never marry a gill for money repeated the old gentleman meditative ly it makes more trouble in this world than anything else but he added suddenly brightening up if you can love a girl who has money do it my son do it I 1 can father t can exclaimed the young man my boy I 1 am proud of you A NATURAL QUERY author I 1 have here an essay on the declai e of the drama editor how many have you tod declined 9 philadelphia press ame old plaint the m eland oly days have come As tl ey have come of old when every blessed man you meet has a su for your cold chicago dally news potted revenge when the social climber heard that her ultra fashionable rival was to give the swell est supper of the year her jealousy knew no bounds the next day however she was smiling in wicked triumph revenge she whispered ke is sweet when that supper comes off there will not be a single guest present gracious gasped the maid what has madam donea what have I 1 donea why I 1 have simply bribed the butler to tamper with the announcement and change potted plants to potted hams and yet they say that women have no brains chicago dally news WILLING TO HELP HIM he I 1 tod your father I 1 coulden couldn t live withof you she and what did he saya he oh he offered to pay my funeral expenses A soulful yearning I 1 d like to be a chestnut burr great comfort I 1 would have no doubt for then I 1 d have a chance to wear my winter flannels inside out puck george all right anxious mother my dear im afraid george Is getting into bad corn pany he Is out very late nearly every night observing father oh he s all right he goes to see some girl or other t wonder if he d announce an engagement soon he chasn t said a word about any young lady no but be s keeping company with one all the same his right wrist is full of pin scratches N Y weekly in old rome after the feast of peacock tongues Is ordered his hilarious guests t partake of the flowing bowl ye gods of greece exclaimed one old senator after his seventh cup this roman punch is the limit why it macres a man feel funny the wicked emperor laughed funnye he chucked well I 1 should say it does it makes him feel even funnier than london for even in those days britannia was known tor her wit Chicago daily news in the far future faith men will look back at us their ancestors of the twentieth century and smile and particularly they will be amused and astonished by our robust faith to think they will exclaim that there ever lived rational beings who could believe that through and though and tough spelled respectively thru and and tut incredible puck SO DID HE edia I 1 do so admire a man who says the right thing at the right time harold so do I 1 especially when im thirsty obstacles what kept those lov ng n from kissing as tl ey sata the maid exclaimed my goodness but of course it gasn wasn t that puck A reporter knocked out deporter Ke porter breathlessly the people say there has been a suicide here landlady yes a young woman ann blank reporter rapidly writes mise annie blank the and beautiful daughter of who was her ta thera landlady mr A Z blank of chi cago reporter continues writing A Z blank of chicago killed herself at her boarding house no 1234 street yesterday because what did she kill herself fora landlady because she was so homely N Y weekly irresistible the lounger but I 1 said though all the world should forsake me when I 1 m in peed I 1 ve always got dear old brown brown resist that pick me up alasi A kid stood musing on the ice with an expression hapless because the skating was so n c and his old bucklers strapless judge old story rev sed st george was observed to be re tiring at full speed gasped the excited tude running away from the dragona yes panted th cicat man I 1 can slay ordin iry dragons but when they have flashing eyes that blind you shrieks that stun you and odors that tall timbers suffocate iou it is time to take to the and st george just cleared the road before another racing automobile shot past and vanished in the gloom chicago daily news ALL AROUND |