Show pittsburg tonnage and laga to expand at the same rate with corn 14 feet high in kansas one Is reminded of jack and the bean the widow sage la receiving a great beal of advice that she does not con sider sage magazine article says pianos have become so cheap that every home an afford one unfortunately too true sew island SOO feet high has risen out of the sea off the coast of alasi a jap poachers will please 1 beep off this one too one of the professors says that ages ago man was 1 by woman it that was the case th haven t changed much an ev change says t divo Is the laundry for a lot of arty 1 nen many a man certaine taini gets his dones do nes tic finish there this country will extend protection to the humblest seal that see s an asylum on its shores until it needs a tew furs itself A minister near cleveland aut his prayer short to fight tire most minis make theli prayers long ones tor the same purpose there is scant satisfaction in a vin di catlon such as the advocate of a simple diet found when he died from eating crab meat he is an exceedingly stingy young who will seek to put his report regarding impurities Imp unities in ice cream to immediate practical use london decrees blue for men s evening wear legislation may be necessary to prevent the waiters union from following suit A piece of ground five inches wide was sold in new york recently tor 2 the purchaser probably intends to put a 35 story building on it A detroit man has demonstrated that fasting will cuie one of indulges alon he tasted 49 days and he has not complained of his old trouble since the funeral the claim that woman can never be tree as long as she wears doean doesn t offer much hope the fashion designers stand tor any cos tume requiring less dress goods five hundred british school teach ers are coming oer to visit us next tall and winter its the methods ot our teachers the re coming to study not those of our school boards because he objects to a monument to a frenchman Is on the warpath again since that demand for alive kaisell doean doesn t think much 0 a dead frenchman there Is said to be a shortage ol 01 good looking chorus girls in new york but it Is not known who Is complain ing the theatrical managers the dis brict attorney or the pittsburg million aires much is made of the death from in digestion of a dietetic specialist he had been eating boiled crabs it is not what the experts do but what they say that Is calculated to benefit the stomachs of mankind there were 83 fewer life ansur ance policies written by the new york companies in 1905 than in the pieced ing year or putting it another way just that many narrow escapes from becoming a policy holder three american ladles touring japan were arrested in lyo province and released after their cameras were destroyed because they made photo graphs of japanese ladies bathing al a public bathhouse in denmark there Is a company thai insures girls against becoming old maids A girl who has to pay an un usually high premium over there may be in refusing to believe the fellows who tell her she is beautiful now it is pittsburg that plans an open all night bank following the lead of new york few places remarks the cleveland leader seem to have better opportunities for cashing after midnight checks to meet needs which are not much spoken of in the home circle railroad ties from japan are ered in mexico for use on a new rail road in the states of sonora and sina loa at a cost of 51 cents apiece the japanese contractor has agreed to d liver eltten hundred thousand of them at that price this Is one way to pre serve the forests of america some of the women bathers at at alantic lantic city now wear socks instead of stockings and show their legs bare from the knees almost to the ankle but sash if nobody pretends to be shocked they will go back to stock ings in a week or two europe Is alarmed over the ity that a lot of american watered stock will be disposed of over there they cannot see in such transactions any just retribution for the bogus works of art that hav been brought to the united states A cleveland woman Is trying to get theatrical managers mana geis to refuse to put on pieces which call tor the appear of girls in tights we have no doubt that the managers will yield to her entreaties the moment such pieces cease to pay A gypsum city kan man published an advertisement in the local paper recently warning people that his dog was cross and advising them to be careful this Is very considerate of him but why doean doesn t he muzzle the dog |