| Show 5 ff S iel A iv strike and lockout ho tried the door with him key but the thing was kocl locked ed on the inside locked and bolted and just aa as ho he was about to apply tho the knocker a 4 voice stern and admonitory leached him from above a IlAl loal who are you what do you want my dear he be called that a ft trifle gratuitous I 1 want to como come in dye DYO lee u chero have you been till thia this hour club my rily darling been down discussing the strike very well then now you can go back and discus the lockout lock out does it still rain in ane swim an american financier end and hia his friend were enjoying a dip in the briny ah all exclaimed the latter la is it not mot wonderful how tre the buoyancy of 0 the tho salt malt water enables the human body to float on it nothing strange about it bald mild tho the yankee it this water was only oil 11 1 I could float a company with it humor in the jungle that game fogt won t dol angrily exclaimed the zebra aa as the elephant called for hia hill money you dont get the coin coln see 1 I 1 dont shrieked the excited elephant how do you amne that out cause the jockey that rode tho ostrich won on a f wa Is whereupon something happened THEN POP SENT HIM TO BED L c A tuc vow 4 eddie aged 6 say pop aint the world round hie ills pop yea yes eddlo then how can it ever como come to an end the tha butys sympathies stranger Strong erYou you still have lynch ings hero here do you westerner only in the case at of bad th characters arters when a fairly good citizen gets geta arrested for anything wo always let the law tako take its course ahava encouraging yea yes you see an average jury can always be depended upon to hang a good citizen it it gets a chance new york weekly hie hla private opinion ah exclaimed the sentimental maid ae at she sho sat on the moonlit balcony in blissful proximity to the man after her own heart I 1 how law I 1 loo loso thy the beautiful stars starlit yea yes of course rejoined the masculine portion of the company whoso thoughts were wandering and the chorus girls aint so eo worse either both useful and ornamental mother I 1 dont see that you learn el ed anything cither either useful ot 01 ornamental cen r at that school last year pretty daughter oh but aca a dont know for one thing I 1 learned how to make my shoelace come untied whenever I 1 wish new york weekly spring gardening yes said tho amateur gardener after the had finished telling their lea 1 I planted some spring seed onions last night and arid they camo came up this morning fertile ground of course said the ironical nope chickene chick replied tho the a e g as ho he said hed take the same A bachelor deritt id like to see uncle sam at peace with the entire world jewett theres no reason why wh bo he be he any wife the deadliest bullet they had a dispute and agreed I 1 to leave it to the military expert what bullet asked do you constser const ler the deadliest foi several minute he remained in a brown study then he looked up with the air of 0 one who had settled the matter finally and definitely the one that hite hits 1 he said the difference papa what Is inertia I 1 well it if I 1 have it it la Is pure laziness but if your mother has it it 13 1 nervous prostration HE WAS SO 50 BALC HEADED Is do you know why im starting to raise a beard 1 I suppose you want to be lie able to locate your facet an optimistic view the invalid looked out of the window just as a hearse vent went by and he smiled happily dye ye m mind n biddy y he e sa said its worth th ayin to bare bave a ride la in a thing like that with th feathers athera te on top an a man with a bug on bis his hat an you abeln arreater gr reater an more hicls sary than th marshal iv a st path ricks aty parade theres fanst in yo er life yero yere th whole thing an shin ere dead cause for apprehension mrs airs hornbeak Horn beai ic ezry im afraid your ma Is losta her mind farmer hornbeak what makes ye yo think so I 1 ant alitt noticed any burtick ler signs of it mrs hornbeak why got sos gos ahe bont pear to think everybody that cumes rumes to the house la Is anxious to rear all nil about her gran grandchildren children judge MAKING OF A PUGILIST 2 augey i aint a coln ter fight yer cos if f I 1 do mo will find I 1 it tout out en on lick me mickey awl AW hof will eu ab know dat you fought wid me alugas she 11 seo see aft d crape on yer door LOOKS BAD FOR WILLIE aa willie your mamma wanta wants to rive give you some cookies but she cant rind dad the hey key to the pantry I 1 all right papa I 1 can get in without a key oh thata what I 1 wanted to know knowl daddy d addy an old form of insanity 1 I see that poor teresa vaughn who a few year years aso ago was war ono one ot of our most popular stage favorites la Is con fined in a massachusetts she Is insane on tho the subject of dress good st have they begun abutting shutting women up tor for that valuable to him towne scribbler picked up for a few pennies at a secondhand boo ic c stole an old book on platitudes which baa has since proved to be very valuable drowne A rare edition eh ch towne oh no but hes been making tho the platitudes 0 mer er into quat rains ratna for the magazines her rejoinder how illow you women did chatter at your progressive euchre party exclaimed the united states achtor aci aar tor yes answered miss cayenne ono might bight have we were trying to select a route for an isthmian leth mian canal revolt at Dell clen ull A larse large crowd of people gathered about a delicatessen store one eren eiren ins tits recently and from the inner circle circie of the te little group next to the building came such eap exp expressions ress lons as that may do for the heathen chinee but it won wont t do for this coun 1 try even it beet la is high next thing we know they will be advertising stew stewed ed rats then there waa was a general peal ot 0 lau lauchter ahter interspersed with such exclamations as just think 01 01 such a thing my oh my what kind of people docs does this delicatessen take us for after the little group bad had dispersed a reporter stepped up to the front of the store to ascertain as the cause of tho the outburst of merriment and indignation and there upon the blackboard in bold letters wis was the sign baked cat 23 25 cents the sign according to the explanation of the proprietor was baked catfish at fish 1 but some person in la order to play a loke joke had obliterated the fish milwaukee sentinel fur prevents king ring edward baa has ordered the execution of one hundred medallion portraits of himself these richly mounted anre intended for presentation to distinguished guests at ohp th coronation including the leading representatives of the colonies and india his ills majesty Is being spec specially lally photographed for the purpose stork i af of ant inu in a public paik palk at calcutta 11 ire c beveral birds of the adjutant species they are the storks of the east ladies and average about six leet feet in height these birds parale tr it i 1 stately way anil st t a din taace luct loica fc ft much like soldiers Eold lers thu thit su sti augers mistake them tor for grenadiers jeanes lp Jp ane anes arrow st in japan archers test their arrows by bf balancing them on the nails of the second and third fingers of the left lefts hand and rapidly twirling them by the leathered red end with the fingers of the ight hit bm d if the arrow mahns a whirring son sou d it its crook od and must its 1 hemp in the philippines the largest production of hemp to one year under normal conditions in the philippines was tons there ic a possibility of tho the islands being made to produce sufficient tent tor for the consumption of the whole world hemp needs no culta cultivation aaion care must only be taken that it Is cut in the proper season the natives ian lan not bo be excelled the world over in tie vie preparation of hemp tor for the market call calamity 3 jane jn 11 mes a c acma 44 ca calamity jane f famous u al all a 11 tub this states it and oyer IT world lot lo 10 her daring deeds ad noat most us as 0 or of the an equestrienne a iari swat 4 t aad eare sure shot was in a jam jamestown a 4 en ert route to mont X 1 return from pierre a 8 D where wh e spent the winter att she she spent a night in oakes c bently e n ti y a and n d hau h a quite a time re cled the th S a e rather r ath t r sta startled r t the mea ineil in the saloons and one of them will one orle of soon torget his experience she tot drinking and called all present 4 the bar the men thought V to the they Y w pretty wise and they had lota lots ot of were tali h with calamity they were gettin along nicely when she pulled 1 a co UDIS cf of gung guns and told them to dance you fellows have had bad yoa your r it taa and now its my turn she eald said yoa yot dont know aa as much as the calve calves I 1 on my montana Inn tana ranch 1 oot the boys danced one man it in the ui crowd did not dance he lie stood around and laughed over the aati na of the woman she noticed he dirt did not drilla and ordered him to do so tha the con coal mand was made good with the id d c a wicked looking gun the man quick ly swallowed a glass of beer peculiar pecullar method 1 I telling tim the natives of I Ubi il in africa hai have e no clocks they take the ke kernels from aba nuts of the candle tree and wash and string them 1 on the rib of 0 a palm oaf leaf the first or top kr nel Is then lighted all ot of the kernels are of the same size and substance and each will burn a certain certa in buntt of minutes and then bet set fire ire to the one next below the natives tie tl pieces of 0 cloth at regular intervals along the string to mark the division divisions of time other otheir people peoples letters in the alphabets of 0 the dif ferent nations vary in number the sandwich Band islanders have 12 the bur meso mese 18 italian 23 bengali 21 hebrew syriac chaldee and samaritan 22 each latin 23 greek 24 germans dutch and english 26 each spanish an and d slavonic 27 each arabic 28 per ller elan and coptic 32 georgian 35 ar 38 russian 41 old muscovite 43 sanskrit and mau many r of the orlea orien tal languages have 50 ech woman sell sells her leoth A chandler 0 T paper saya says tuat a 3 kansas city woman visiting in chand chani cr er noticed the fine teeth possessed by one of the local belles she offered the belle tor for two of the teeth besides all her expenses in coming tc kansas city to have them extracted and it Is understood that the offer was w accepted |
