| Show perhaps allen 1 abbe in carld 1 an sookhi her grief by buying some new gowns no man Is smart enough to land in a strange town and pick wit on a g good cent clear cigar there Is talk ot of an incubator trust what scheme will these there trust promoters batch out next carrie larrie A nation says her initials spell can but to the man who drinks they may spell can can tho the man who invented the noisy arcus calliope Is dead his ilia invention doea does not entitle him to a monument A new jersey politician clan was almost eaten by a bog hog think how hungry ta the tho hog bog must have been to do a thing like that mr air usual still Is a railway conductor in new york his 1113 parents seem to have made a grammatical error in naming him it was thought at arst that gen hitchenor was going to hang up the sword sord but now it transpires that bo he 1 in to get married new york people should at always wal 0 carr cara r parachutes so that when they aro tire blown up they may have a chance to come down easy A Loul louisville boy went insane after eating a gallon of ice lee cream there must have been other crazy people around where ho he got it A london paper says may has arrived in paris here she jibe exp acts to be joined by her husband who la in mays husband now row now that a train robber has been 1 killed anil and tracy Is no more perhaps 14 mr pat pdt crowe will havo have the kindness 1 to feel a trifle worried some papers are surprised that the new sultan of zanzibar ie Is fond of boston 03 baked beans it simply proves the sultan h au a man of good taste av 0 in cow mom parti parts of kansas the people t are complaining of a plague of ankle bucs thero there are drawbacks of coune to the pleasure of going barefoot 0 ruseell sage ts to showing signs of age lie ito has just collected a dollar that a man owed him for 25 years at d oay say a word about the in terest women who bring pearl necklaces home from europe navo bava a right to feel ac aggrieved grieved at the inquisitive manners of the custom bouee house dr darnault Gar Oar ts leq as disproved dp dr kochs theory that bovine tuberculosis Is not contagious but ho he finds the experiment rather trying to his con Ution A gates Is in a new coal deal but bu he aaa it Is to only a little flyer on the side as he expect to make more than IC or r out of it an iowa man has aich ho he says he can not dispose of judiciously t cious Clou sly ly ile ought to form a partnership with mr carnegie and try the library plan joseph chamberlain will n 7 have a chanie to ponder over the cause and effect problem presented by the boer war ard his failure to bo b appointed premier of england the picture postal card fad Is calls catis ing austrian stationers to fear they will be ruined but the tradesmen appear to forget thai that love letters fujii k never go out of fashion the use to orry about he the price of meat now when the tha chief 10 V concern of the household Is the manufacture of currant jelly aad and the pros pacts of 0 peaches for canning chicago proposes to double its lation in the next quarter century and e s betting setting about it in a systematic way thirty elx six brace of twine twins were born in the city in the past four raon tha the old joke regarding a lovers overs an timathy for hia his ances fl pet dog will havo have to be changed A paris swain winning wishing to communicate hastily with hie his sweetheart scribbled a message on the back of her pet pug there it lb a truthful ring in tho the an noun coment that lectures at the WIs colsin Chautauqua is navo hava been baen at tended by audiences composed of 0 hundreds of intellectual persons and millions 1 of thirsty ritty |
