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Show 09 ' TI!UNG8 the fAme 0 ' jliUcrv'Bnttons o.j ' !'A Jd Lu.ury.Tojic!i sfwS prominent city elficiat a plag wheftby bookmaker can be pdVsaaded te pojt the ealek Art tax en their transaction . Llesieur, Les Canadian tecReg star, did not tears to skate uAtll he was elflhtesj yeaep eld,.,., .ft! School, the basebalt somt'dlas, era 4 tM Honor guiat 9 blf doing Friars clut , . Ye Degxab, th forma Cfrorpo Washington U. taa Wba mm fat& t ane ed Che bee f eotbalf effialale, I ft angle " tke etctellenoe of Maw YoNt baskaAfs lolls ball ylaytsr lhal (tab aR wasg praCliss M IanIn "niTF.im in the Lives Evcnli M oj-Liitl- .. STRATO RECORD IS LIKELY TO STAND. . FOR SOME TIME. .. The ofllcial altitude figure of 72195 11.7 miles) for the highest up of the National Geographic soclety- United States ayny atratoatiheA lit of Vovemfj?r'll, recently de-termlned by NationnJ Bureau of Standard calibration of the sealed meteorograph. Is record.tlt will probabfy Wind for some time. ft Is higher by rjpt quit a mils than the itnoflrclal ggure for the ill-, fated Soviet balloon ot 1934 that crashed la landing with fatal result,, to Its crew of three. It fa more than twee miles (11,158 feet) hlgherthati the official record 6ef in 1933 by the Anxjrlcan flight, the . official mar of ij hich was C1J23C.C91 feet. Tlfe wnitine flights of lnstrunpn carrying balloons ased lg weather tf)serviU(ons ifc not often redei higher than the new record fior man-"- ! s ust carrying Sotiiyilng baHoons, or small balloons that do not carry anything but tltemsclveg aloft, oftcai go higher. than .the new sverld's record. Ths American rvcord for these souvidtng balloons MajcS from 113 am Is 20 ailloy. The highest claimed Is 22 miles In.Uermany, but fhere Is dpfijbt . ftbeirt these rocordg, os there krs . theoretical icasops Jtir doubting . , whether, hallopns can rise much 1)4- youd about 19 jniles. lfockets seem to be the best bet . f.or the fuuiv In attempts tcvlrrobs farther uc. lir snace. Science . ' . Service, . Teet 24V Men e d - te - fc (salt ie raepongJbla sat 4gl theta wacass Tfis Arlllng geftflaavrp, who ha Reexi a Interested to building up h.set by etr 3m Louis, srs, and tmusuvl wos. They hnve dna tint puldlc has their Job yd vtcJt lieeeme coutlvierd that Mtftblny loss thux atfnnhliu guk livst Is a setup foa (lie criwnv colored youth. Ke Uu . I kit et coarsg, yog rta wna ad m i. Nej lark Font WNJJ Weep Not for ; ; Mack, But for -. Effc.d of Deaia . . ; -- '. A TTHE. start It ma H wtll iadmitted that 1 an) tftvsid sf A .(ha milk of human klrrdnesa,, utter-,i- f lacking respect for, my elders, coffer at all that U great sod good and nqfrla In tha fine art of. nest feathering, and ablaspherner In the myriad temple of rlghteopsrvss., let, having admitted all this (and. baring uttered A . fervent Thank God for tU), 1 con tinue puzzled at the of (mgulah wall from that great city . which fedrjit-lyha- s given up the priced Fott "In, to, keep the dread vyolf from the oof. Philadelphia, I Imvp bopn led to bolleve; I more by f of-de- r .... o wne hw ty thd present bid'ders far tha funchlsa, Colonel . da'dob, fifuppert glmast bought the.hlevaYork hockey Amar. can n a i ..; hip-penln- seventy-three-yea- MaCk a. wry flimsy Inline Connl ' . (Hate chance at am other one could possibly be ns suaged by the compensating $1100, OjO. Philadelphians Mu?t Make Hitter Choice , . In recent years Plilladolphlans have been straining betweeu two bl . teruatlvea. rather By visiting one, dingy, dirty, bandbox park largely over run by gamblers, they could watetv a very poor team kick away Ift 'usual ninety garnet a eeason. By visiting another somewhat better appointed park they could, watch another much better team play that , listless baseball. iielng more sensible foils than the lad who got himself a aeputa tl6n by commuting between th,e My lng pan and the Are, the citizens of Philadelphia did not hesitate long. As the financial statements of the two leagues so plainly Indicate, they began staying away from both parks to Increasing numbers. Obviously they did not do this merely because they were spitefully determined to break up that beaufi ful father and ton relatlonsAlp which is reported to exist between . Connie Mack and, let us say, the woefully underpaid Foxx. It Ifl dlfflcuU to recall when base-- ball was anything save a business, bill for long years the owners held monopoly. The buyers, by this I mean the fans of the nation, could either take what was offered or devote the summer hours to twiddling their thumbs. Now baseball has become a busl ness subjected to fierce competl tlon from outside entertainment en terprlsea. The fane, grown tired of taking It, have availed themselves of the tame weapons used by buy ore everywhere. plannsd g, 1 1 on ' Re' often go 'effec- iyktein, worked tively fyUie coi leglana; ts more bt h'sg a. flop 'among the too lorjg td get the hall cnfrler past 1he line of errlnwonpe alid. ro often the fn'slesl' Rtepplng pay flr play (nniio.t get by a'hard chnrg-ng.- . Ret o? forwittMs . Jml ltonrkd, who liasr triilneiT Calgats ... THE FEATHERHEADS STfcpOtJT WA5..Tr(B ONLY o Sfnion-Piif- MagnMcs c' Reshuffle Otborne Kwppr itiied YteS-M- Ry. learns. for twenty-twyrars, used to run for the Now .York A. C. auil'thv Irish American1 JL Cl FoothuTl By WdsUni AT SHE TABLt. VJH? iSoT AnY SLAMS . WHEhJ AFTER SHE .,SoT TKE-- -- MY feSv-' Thats POT HOLDER. SPT- . tEFT JL' SHB PARL V . frock Do you peed a. young, soft-lin- e for happy social hours? litres one thats extrejnely e'isy to. make. Not? the cnsfua'l spacing of glitjery metal, or sparkling crystal buttons gt the sleeve-to- p deep yoke, wliere a Stitrt'cd, buttons! In ctits unexpectedly; again .trim cuffs a'nd b'ack closing frdm Itsj Definitely snug, rolled collar to smartly gol-eskirt, fts best h sleek satltk, or soft . crepe.- . I'ntferrv 2499 Is avallirlde tiO Mt SbotjM Quit Spoofin(5 GRANDMOTHER CLARK new-seasoh- " M LEFt . - My ji;os. The fea-so- n Is that It takes ar!j ml. PRETTY-STENCILED- " Ife Sfindajsk o coitald-eratlo- ' ago. Me fouryears to call Jhem tha YankAt , . Steve tamag, rated aa he loading haaxy- naaa welfcht contevjdef year awns I. Newark 'restaurant. , lop Wnrner'a far famed doable wlnghaek (llustrntes flie vast dlffef-wu'- d hfttwtfcn ihe kind of f 0 9 1 b a that Is pinyed on Saturdays nd Hist which Is unvelfcd -- burdens. . Probably another'mll-Mocitizens whose dollars and wishes ire entitled to Rome' dwell within the melropoH-ta?ren, of th)s tilled hrgil city. ; Since It li possible that mstny of thfen were brought up .under the fond Impression that one of.ths 'most valugd national possession was gam called baseball, I could understand It if the mis that now. 'hrouds he'8chuylklll was brought bout by their plight. Indeed, wlien a great city has' Seen forced , to give up at the' end of. ar fountain pen auch ornaments as a Foxx, a Mnrcuni, a McNair nnd a Cramerj no, reasonable visitor eould complain If ttie traffig cois replaced their whistles wjtli muted violins. i Vet r that actually whgt Is By no means. tlavlng.tong ago been sand bagged out of their birthright of baseball consciousness, citizens walk ths street serenely unaware that they are supposed to be throbbing with new pains. In. lead the sir Is filled wrth printed lamentations concerning the sat but easily understandable f?ct that a gentleman who managed hie team Into eighth ptaee this year cannot ho0e to win next season. t , Thut this gentleman, vho nvw r Old, has lived Is off .very handsomely baseball for fifty five, of those years U something tht need not be duly stressed here. Neither- Is there any great necessity for minting out that when a map has Won nine championships his vast grief at being deprived of strato-ballnn- p tiers Although than 2,000,000 po tentlal bearers of tar Settle-Fonlji- tit . O E WEEKLY NEWS EXPRESS. LAYTON, .UTAH Tlieso two little Sunbonnct Girls seem to be having some Iiflportani secrets. Tlx?y both work In the JllustratcJ step sewing kitchen and are talking-ovetlletr Instruetiofis Included. Hie little SEND 'FIFTEEN GENTS (lfic) In day's experience. They are not holder girls, a cute and novel coins or stumps (coins preferred) for holder to have luyour kitchen. Thfe adthis pattern. Writ? pl'alnly hnme; dresses are the pot hcrlddrs an.l ' (yo liE isb'UE imuIImt. dress aiwj style when hanging: up snap into place" TO STATU SIZE.' the bonnet. Finished size 14 under Addresm orders to Uie Sewing CirInelwii 1J by 213 W. Seventeenth cle Pattern Dept.. This stamped and tinted piece nf SL, New York City. material, No. 1002, will be mailed fof 15 cents. Thl9 Is to be made up and worked in simple outline atitch. Address Home Craft Co., Dept. ' A, Nineteenth and Sft. Louis Ave4 St. Ianils, Mo. Inclose a stamped ad dressed envelope for fepty when writing for any Information., MU Fray Teachov Now, theh, Tommy, what What Class of People Pays is grace? ' Tommy 2 dont' know, madafli. . .Its Bills Most Promptly? Teacher--Whiljd your Yather say before breakfast this morning? Aftr an exhaustive surrey that Tommy Go cbrvful with tlie. bacon reached kite every corner of the 41 cents a pi.und. lrof Iuul I. Converse of the University of Illinois, In tollaborjitlon with the "National Association of FI- -, Nataral Resource! nance Companies, has found the anTlig stia never sets on 'the In this question. Office clerks, swer said ,the Engllslimaa with a percentage, of 92 per cent, It . proudly. How infi'rtimnte! remarked the is "disclosed, lead the lint. American gltf. Trailing thern, I11 terms of approx-- , At homfi wff jiave Ipmte percentage, are the following: such lovely smtsuts. fctorekvewrs, 89 ; school teachers, 83; dentists, 82; doctors, SO; nurses, 79; .The Grecery Line , lawyers, 01; mechalcs and tenant 'hpre's your tarnd clerk? CO; policemen aud firemen, Ile has gsne away fo a school to farmers, labor' nnd hotel employcommon learn something nlmpt vIRnfllns nnd 58; nnd truck drivers, barbers 47; calories.. t Woftien ktl'p asking about ees, 45 ; painters nnd decorators, 38. G. tin 1hilsdelphla Bulletin. It. Turker In Kansas City Times. 14, Iff. 18, 20, 32, 34, 30, SS, 40 nnd 42. . Size 18 Cakre yardi OfVlneh fnb-rlchy-ste- p Highly moral big time 'basebatt people, who refused to pprrnlt the Boston OrAvei ts lease their park for dog races at ntght, should quit trying 'la kid the public. I mean ol straining every nerve to put through a (lummy sale tg a race track operatsr while 'still Insisting that sdoh' alliances art abhorrent te them, ihe magnates also should gult spft pedalling the truth about thslr pet night baseball schema As the lads, who gleefully flocked Inte the 'Cincinnati park each evening after their, day's labors at Latonla and Coney Island weft ended, will tell you night baseball Is thb one sure means ef intrenching ths gamblers strongly In r , that, Instead ths sport T f MRS. BIRP ElY ON THE SHIN PLAYER-NEAR- LY ANlD eS SURE: I Took IT me To BlP ,., NO NAO FOft A FAPTVJER called Nazi newt-- , Aftnln Ofufrs, Morr Schim-Hngnm'cn Idol frnu, hat given him a Hat of fourteen plays and twelve talkies which he imiNt witness during his ten-dastay tn New York so that he may report vpen them wheu he returpa to Germany . , . Schmellng, by ths way, does not care Pools V) AlSEr at s for hit emmt'rya natlonnl drink. Ife r tih-tio- n, -It' Brlf-empir-e n- Always .orders milk ... On the; other side of the.! . Maim-- ' s(rc at ;er Jov Jacrtha' pet 1 uauie fur Schmel-ln- .. . 4$ WMtvrn Nwtppr Unlna j g I 'tl)xrlex . . , Although, he o. Louifc gambles (fully Ju . the th;kej business and li promoting hgxlng fllke.d.'v ephs never, stiepts ullce, plays pokr or Indulges la roulette. Simply does not care V htvk the vtl her feilow'a game . . Joe Louis also will lu'ver be Ret down ns a Mg leagup gauv bler. Ills most geekless wage w as the two bucks he bet flt even money on thd Timers la ths world serU'9 lust Ml FINNEY' OF THE FORCE Take No Notice By Ted O'LfugMui , MsV By Nwvprr V A Modern' Maid little girl was nslccd by her father wkat she Intended to be when she A grew up. , Well, daddy, She replied. I think I weuld like best to be a frightfully ljch jiaiiig widow.1' Exchange. , Water Helps The nice old gentleman stopped to talk to flie wee girl who was making fnud pies oa the sidewalk. My he exclaimed goodness, youre pretty dirty, arent you? Yes, she replied, but Fm prettier clean. . Possibly be(ztRVthy rvdlzs that ths placs has a twsll nams dor ths sort of fisticuffs feo often bffered w round hjre, two rival boxUig pr Idas oti moters ar bidding for ths Hlppodroms alter it flnishesa hoiking Its pfesen the.irlcl putftl , , When Frank Patrick maager of thsBostdn Braves, was a big time hockey player 0 used to run on hit tcs,for thirty feet o that he might get a good start goiflg down ths let. brother Lester claims that this sgif is sprds lort of hockey record. Although or ftpsslbly beemise, be nd stands six feet two IwV CuuiS. llomer 2M pounds, weighs wings, tl)e United States attorney general, Insists upJ.lnylng Vsvo a day at rinehurst. rounds of Ills very good putting Is one of the reasons why he can always beat United States Treasurer W. A. Julian . . . Joey lYagner, the lad who was leading the American riders for a while this year, could scarcely bav helped being a good Jockey. He was raised on the Ureentree farm at Red Bank,. N. J. . . . Stan Keck, former Urlaceton tackle captaln'and coach, now lives on a farm near Hanover, N. IL, but gets out now and then to officlat La football games. gc-l- f 1 STRUDEL Ol'M "SORRY THEAR 'BOUT LO, r SE2 LO$in' OM-- lfi ALL NOW DONT HAVE RlSMT AJdYTvdiNG- To VkORRY ABOUT - . f Vw L TOST Ignorance Crijninal Ignorance, when voluntary, 11 criminal, and a man may be ptup-erl- y charged with that evil which he neglected or refused to learn how to prevent Johnson. . OWES ALL TO HER Ts your man7" NOTICED ON No. r I 1 K) - lT 5 a self-mal- le I taught him to dance, to golf and all he knows about bridge."? 1 SAVS6 RETURN IM husband Most Popular Boole School Visitor So you like your geography, do you? Boy Yes, Its the only book thats PAY S big enough to hide a detective story. , VJRIGLEYS TH n PERFECT GUM v m&b o o o o |
