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Show The Thunderbird Monday, November 14, 1983 There is no charge for lost and found ads. Notice: Any individual dishonestly or jokingly placing an ad in the name or telephone number of another will forfeit his or her fee and the ad will not be run. The Thunderbird will attempt to corroborate questionable ads. Thunderbird classifieds may be purchased for 50 cents for each 30 words. Ads must be completed on the proper form and paid for in advance at The Thunderbird offices, across the street from Jumper Hall, at 529 West 200 South- No ads may be placed over the telephone. HELP WANTEDB Earn $500 or more each school year Flexible hours Monthly payment for Bonus placing posters on campus based on results Prizes awarded as well Mature girl, 1 8 or over, to live in and care for two boys, ages one and three Some light housework Must swim Drivers license and three current references required Begin Jan 3,1984 Room and board plus Massachusetts salary, Concord, 25 miles from Boston Call collect (617) and 10 pm between 6 8 SERVICES g other done for your posters or Call Kallie at Items special 8 Maid cheap, does floors, dishes and even windows Call anyone but Carma ask for PERSONALS Ef Heyt Good job you Nimick bone Tom knack pattywack little buckeroo give your dog a don't care what anybody else says Te quiero a tli H What do you say we spend a Jailbird night where the action is Iron County Jail's the place to be on a weekend Prison Flunky think you're very congenial Holly owe you a six pack Do Scott Okay, you want to bowl for another? You know who Danny We think you're a jerk' Darnea s Roommates and Julie Please do your chores Sweet Lew Have you got the camera? have the film What will we leave this time? Laura W Very, very fine Your fan B woman It was a dreary downtown day, where was Quiche? K Laundry's done, stove is clean Now, check the box The maid Jon You owe us dinner at the place of our choice for doing your wash Trees and Lis I'm coming to the Zoo, prepared to hit the palace Sue so be To Mr D Perhaps by the end of the year you, will have grown up Then again, perhaps not At any rate, it would be both healthy and beneficial to you to know your place L I'm tired of these little things stuck to my elbows L k hear you're getting to be a pretty wild woman, you partier you Don't blame It on the lemonade Stewart Dear Corky Sure miss sleeping without you on these cold winter nights, but sure don't miss your dog breath Dale Just where did you find that Blazing Saddles Info? If its Lisa you want, know one thats a wrestler Tangle with her Lisa Dear Jay, thanks for putting up with my incredible ignorance Saturday Thanks, Diet Center. Kallie, we all hope you get well soon We dont want this to spoil your looks which, we all know, are the most important facet of any woman To the drunkards in College Arms The least you can do if you're going to keep me up all night with your partying is to invite me along The Berkshires Babe WANTEDB 2 roommate to share 2 bdrm from across house campus beginning Dec 15 Call Need bath 5 afternoon or late evening for Thanksgiving Ride to Willing to share petrol costs Contact at Fletcher Juniper dorm or Thunderbird 586-20- 1 House i I Program, and Begin Diet Center's Weight-Los- s youll be thankful you did. If you begin by Thanksgiving, you could be 17 to 25 pounds lighter by New Year's. Youll do it without shots or drugs, without signing any contracts, and without ever going hungry Call Diet Center the fast, safe, natural and inexpensive way to lose weight . . . CALL US TODAY Lisa Lisa Lisa Solution to todays puzzle. for a free , introductory consultation. 491 South Main 586-045- 0 Diet Center. Lite Years Ahead. 'M'N AT THE IOSii '2 30 BOWL SOMEONE OVER through The Thunderbird personals Only 50 cents for 30 words! Stop by 529 West 200 South today (were just across from Oak and Juniper Halls) i am P age 15 f |
