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Well, no, not exactly "You find the symbiotic relationship between Art and Mammon difficult to reconcile. ... No, -" I- "You are dismayed by the political and sexual licentiousness manliest in the "I like John Denver " Pause. "Doctor? "1 Im sorry. 1 wasn't 1 quite prepared. Do you mean What I want to say That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard! There! I said it. Im sorry, but I had to say it, you do see that, dont you? "Now. Tell me. When did you first begin to?" Well, you know. Id be driving along in the car, radio on, and before I could change the station theyd play Country Roads and Id kind of sing along, you know? But then I read where Tom T. Hall said something like Yeah, but them country roads dont go nowhere, and I guess 1 figured that sort of put Denver in his place " "But then you ?" first thing that comes into your mind .Ready" "Shoot "All right. Country "Colorado "Hienbrau " "Peace. 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Ive got the current album, Bssocloted receptionist about your next appointment. In the mean time I'm going to give you a prescription, and I want you to take one of these tablets every time you feel the urge to listen to John Denver. Sorry. Nothing personal You seem to exhibit relatively healthy reflexes. Listen to this: Love is everywhere, I see itYou are all that you c an be, go on and be itLife is perfect, I believe it. Is that a sentiment you share? "I may be crayy, doctor, but Im not stupid liked it!" "Mmm. But now Hwy. er, liking for John Denver you seem to have retained at least some hold on good taste; 1 think we can wotk this out. Please see my Annie." Coventry Carol, right?" 440 So. Redwood Rd., SLC 4285 So. State, Murray ANDERSON LUMBER I I ni airaid your time up, Mr. Beck. Despite your, "Taylor." "I thought it was just that it w:as, you know, Christmas carols. How can you louse up What Child Is This? or The SUTHERLAND LUMBER HOWELLS, INC. I got this Christof his, see, and But you BURTON LUMBER i. ? "And then mas album ton-Juhn- "Doctor! " And jet once in a while, like at that Robert Redlord-Wayn- e Owens thing at Sundance, I'd catch myself liking his guitar playing, or his voice, or even his songs." about this sings on "Doctor, have you evet semi Obvia New "Zachary ?" And yet How Olivia N'ewton-Joh- n "I ly Away." ' " Why?" "Glasses "Beer. "1 found myself putting Denver down at every opportunity. You know, that hide- Bruce Prefinished Hardwood Flooring 'Mmm "Love " "Sex. "Smile "And so you found yoursell HOME! "Well, look, you cant take song lyrics seriously, and anyway, that songs about Jacques Cousteau and hes a great man so whats wrong with a song about him" " "Fried eggs er YOUR "Yes. Well, how about this: Aye Calypso, I sing to your spirit. . "But then I found mysell humming along without the record. So I figured, well, it's like Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head, just one of those organ-grindsongs that you cant get out of your mind, but that doesnt make it good, right? BEAUTIFY John Denver: So what's wrong with a song about Jacques Cousteau? Huh? Tell me, doctor. D00K ,,, M (fl JNcitaal . 36 38 44 82 63 A 4 |
