Show CHICAGO LETTER JUNIUS DELIVERS ANOTHER SERIES senies OF liard HITS hiis CHICAGO january 19 editor deseret news the regular right out professional anti antl mormon never feels so jubilant as when he gets hold of a paragraph a speech or a lecture purporting to have emanated from irom a democrat why this Is so is not such a great mystery to toi toj understand besides a man who calls calis himself him bim self seif a democrat has as much right to make a fool of himself as the man wao by nature education and culture is already a fool if an american f from roin choice cholee chooses to adopt a course which the yankee is born to the american violates no law civil social or constitutional he is in pursuit of happiness and if it gives him pleasure to do a little littie exercise at the cave of it surely ought douht not to give well balanced minds pain it Is said that there is a pl pleasure lasure in madness ii ss which nobody but madmen know and when the lunacy assumes a gaseous form it generally cures itself the tile little escape of flatulence chica afforded so much relief to the llev rev j of salt lake city did ve fryy little to raise the wind in this breez breezy burgh of ours oars by lake michigan we have heard of men holding candles to add to the luminousness of the midday mid day sun but that Is chastity bitseff com to a broken winded politico par son attempting to out roar one of 0 those blizzards which come to us f from rom dachota I 1 they say kate FIELD j is coming soon to raise the wind als ais also aiso 0 poor kate I 1 it makes one ono almost at tempt to write elegiac poetry in contemplating tem plating her fate her mormon lectures are complete failures she comp complains lains of having lost a fe few feu thousand dollars studying the utah question and after all t this is she cannot make hall rent runt by her lectures or rather legends the interviewers pumped whatever she knew before she turm turn bled to herself then these un fortu nate letters she slie wrote to the new york torl tribune during the campaign complete ly exhausted her little sto stock k of wit and vitality she gave away the two best th things ius lus in her repertory then she said th that a mr N 1 r blaine would not permit his dinner to be paid for by mormons cormons in salt lake it one can see into this farl fail far fai enough there is wit in it aye a e wu avit worthy ol 01 dame sappho herself herse W whet the awful Lc charges harges were prefer ahiel rel against mr lir blame blaine of stealing who railroads organizing banks collection collect in int army claims and those thousand ani an one other trifles which enlivened th tiu campaign then miss kate field comei comel com out to annihilate all these ch charees churles cho rees and gives as proof of mr inin blaines aines BI alnes integ interra integral rl ty the fact that he refused a meal at ut 1 president toung young youngs g expense if she ha had 1 not given this away so prematurely a would be a splendid item for h hen her legend in that same letter she also announced another important truth i the importance of 0 it is enhanced by its novelty she said the irish i i man always votes against the governa ment this f his is original it is ver very considerate of the church societies lere here to have taken miss A F fields ields leids case 1 i I 1 I 1 UNDER advisement I 1 1 T they hey have deci decided 0 ded to invite her to lee ture t u re under their sacred auspices A e this means a healthy canvass for th thi sale of tickets kate will probably muster a crowd but the question i what is she going to denominate he hec e effort will it bo be a s PhIl lipple or a Jeremi jeremiad advill will it be liori llora homily I 1 y a sermon akermon or a discourse will i wa it be a speech a lecture or ail an address j i will it be an oration a declamation or a ranting or will it be a 1 a colloquy or a talk this is the great puzzle now to find out what to name 11 tile the effort our language is copious I 1 enough and an d afforded words cleal to john milton to write paradise lost but it does not afford a word alvord t tn characterize a modern female ment roeita travail perhaps talk would answers answer as this word designates the wild ora tory of sitting bull it may answer th thi didactic va poring of miss 1 field leid theu thed talk let it be and it is to be hoped the chicago talk will reimburse miss misi field for the time and money she mis misi 1 sventin spent in utah 1 i perhaps the most startling piece ol 01 ot that ever went the thi rounds of the press is undergoing the thi grand tou tour it comes from a SALT lluke LIKE MAN named judge ros Pos It borough lie he is cred 1 cited it e d with ith a naturally powerful in intel l leet e t 11 and alid h he e Is said to be e thoroughly thomous th orous familiar w with i th the best english sh and classical literature he Is ge I 1 nial without the frontier br bru brutal al insensibility and he is sai sat said sald d to be A democrat too good la laws Ws such 9 man as this hid away in salt lake cit city for the last thirteen years this JE something mournful to contemplate A judge of classical attainments contemplated 0 broad and enlightened culture 0 01 vo rod roi bust frame healthy zie Ile althy features and genial nature and yet with all this cou con not get set distinguished from the commo commod herd without straddling an unfortunate mormon this democratic jude has been on the frontier while acres of land were being fraudulent fraudulently lj entered entered while whit e according to the special agents who investigated the matter 90 per cent of the entries in new mexico are fraudulent and 25 per cent in dakota and this judge who is credited with all this knowledge wasted on the desert air while his poor democratic brothers in the east were wera being robbed of their birthright by land grabbers there is a story told bf some judge judge who corrected mathew he arnold wArnold quotation ina from cicero and newspaper men have been trying to the judge ever since perhaps tha this 1 is his honor there never uever was a time in the history ot of publia when men of intellect and integrity were more needed than at present SOCIALISM nl IS ral RAI RAMPANT PiNT rint I 1 and threatening life and property strikers in fort wayne have spiked the switches uncoupled the trains und and baroug brought lit one railroad to a standstill the hungarians Hung arians and alid poles imported a few seasons ago are now threatening to burn down the firms that have b betrayed them the cotton workers of new england are starving dakota is in abare anare anarchy hy her papers apers are threatening secession fa n an and T si swearing shearing they will f federate with manitoba and with all these troubles upon us a judge of brains from salt lake comes with his little anti antl 31 mormon ormon p puerility to catch a 4 caff ull uli of wind in his gos sails what patriotism to be ure sure ingratitude TO GRANT the london cockney sheds a tear when he sees the derby winner winder in a hackney cab the chir ChIl chinese lese iese laundryman ryman heaves a sigh when he sees one of his josses bosses and otherwise mutilated exhibited in a dime museum and subjected to the ribald scoffs of irreverent americans but how does cloes the average old time politician and the millionaire parvenu feel over gen grant in the hands of P T barm barnum tin they feel unconcerned concerned tills this is gratitude the parasites that fattened on grant now nov let him go to the circus or the showroom show room when these coarse uncultivated boors want to do aneti anything ning bing like a favor the papers luus inus roust have the whole correspondence pon dence it is true poor grant never exhibited much reluctance in accepting favors but then he heL ought to be treated half halt decently in his belt self wrought misfortune i the bitterness and brutality displayed AGAINST ST JOHN joun I 1 the prohibition candida candidate tein in the last cam palan by certain factions of the republican party is simply disgraceful one of these factions is headed beaded by the clarksons Clark sons of io iowa lowa wa father and son two clamorous pestiferous intriguing lutri g uin DID 1 demagogues whose stock in trad trade e w was as temperance temp tempy rance urance and sectional politics one of them says it is not safe sale for a northern man to go even now into vir virginia birginia ginia they say old clarkson never went at any time unless in the rear of a large army corps and then peddling whisky now I 1 tilis this old vampire who has beek beck been preaching prohibit llon tion and assailing democrats aa as alders and abet tores tois of of drunkenness comes out and charges st john with being bought over by the democratic par party this is ls a fair sample of the kind 0 of ment mend men who bring bi ing disgrace disaster and ruin on each and every decent enterprise the veno venomous iri iti temperance intemperance of the cl clarksons Clark sons Is equalled equal led by the ludicrous tomfoolery tom torn foolery of one of our great citizens of chicago this is MR WILLIAM PF renn PENN X NIXON editor of a newspaper and vice dent of an anti mormon society this gentleman was always considered a sort of harmless lunatic whose quaker cogno cognomen men veiled his eccentricity but his latest exhibitions of drollery are such quell as to cause even his wis friends serious alarin alarm jn in his paper a series of letters are appearing addressed gogoy cleveland and sidnea signed 66 siva 11 the letters are so illogically transi trent and bo so outrageously bottomless that they ought to be sa s1 signed med sieve but the humorous phase of the ons folly is the fact that lie he has copyrighted these letters in addition to this about a column of stuff appears daily in reference refu rence renco to these articles and endea voting 11 to give a terribly lons lous mysterious ions import one fool sur suggests I 1 1 bests that thal they ey are written by judge tourgee jil jn truth they are and tu burous enough to be written by any tom dick or harry another idiot who 81 sigus u s himself pumpkin of iowa opines that they licy are written by W al evarts this is more like it the length and the involution of the sentences as well as the polysyllabic polysyllable nature of the words would justify the opinion the sentences are edly warts on the english language land and if pumpkin may change ev into IV then the sentences and the alleged author would harmonize the copyright ri business would make a horse laugh engh there th R a is a story told about an irishman I 1 who was fencing fifthe on the barest and bleakest blea kest spot in a bleak bare common when a traveller came along and wondered why any person shoula should think of fencing cattle in such a place for they would certainly die of hunger the irishman Irish man mau said in reply why you blamed fool I 1 am fencing to keep the cattle out this was wisdom mr nir william penn nixon was not born in ireland but he has inherited irish wisdom wis doin doln because he has copyrighted the cleveland letters to keep american citizens from starving on them the truth Is the letters read like the lectures 0 of tle tie the late mae mr charles guiteau Gul gui junius |