| Show STICKS or OF SPICE not to hear conscience Is the way to silence it this weather Is about right for leap year it keeps one busy leaping over the he gutters of mud 1 I was only footing looting one of your late bills I 1 remarked a lound found father to his daughter after kicking her swe sweet et william out of the front yard I 1 in minnesota minne Minue sota the thermometer Is only to forty fonty degrees below zero and the people 0 0 of that section are wondering inthey are arc not going to have any winter the donit coming ug season yes str sir 11 said jinkins smithers is a man mau mw who keeps sword hi his word but then he has to chow ghow how Is that asked jones because no one will take it oil city derrek derrick the use of alligator leather has become so general that it causes the slaughter slaughter every year ol of pigs pews pecks sun detroit la Is the vace place above all others to hoid hold both national nat onal political conventions eions next year it t is only a trip of five minutes into canada in case anything happens Detroit pree free press the mistress of a fashionable boarding house can look about fifty uncomplimentary interrogations in one glance lance directed at the inal individual vidual who has mas the temerity to dive into the pickle jar with the sugar tongs puck A young wife remonstrating with her husband on his dissipated habits was answered ili ill 1 I am like the prodigal son sori my dear I 1 will reform b by r and ai by t will be like him too she said 1 I will arise and go to my father it Is the fashion to use one perfume only thus one girl always uses violet another rose eto etc jbv his llis plan a young 0 mars wars n mother soon learns to g herta distinguish as u a at a smell which young un lady hen her b boy hoy ay s spent pent the zoom yoom erang A Alady lady wanta to know why the railroad companies do not provide special cars for tobacco chewers as well as for smokers bless your innocent heart I 1 tobacco chewers are not so particular as that an ordinary passenger car is good enough for them A auyoung gentleman was passing an 1 cx examination aminat on in physics he was asked what planets planets wore known to the ancients cien ts well weli sir air he responded there were venus and jupiter and ana im at after ter a pause I 1 think the earth but im not quite certain it a appears ears from irom the evidence that both me the tho vessels sent br by the government on the greely rel rei relief ef expedition were unfit for the service and also aiso a ISO imperfectly perfectly R equipped for fon such a hazardous un bertak g it would have havi been more intelligent humane and less expensive F pensive to haye have killed before ore one ho he started on the expedition new orleans picayune 1 I like to see a man come out flat footed and speak his mind like a man and not try to dodge every issue that arises As for me you never find me hanging aging back im always ready to riye nive ve my opinion freely upon u on any subject act tv 4 let me see quietly etl eti y remarked the he little man in tha the carner corner lit things in s that are given freely are I 1 ilot not generally aily ally worth much are they |
