Show I — APRIL STUDENT LIES H52 1 Code Sanity Roning Ignores Ball Players Anything Hell Give Athletic Boss Says Raging Mentions Dairy Herd for Dinan Cactus Club for McGraw BULYIl Hl'NTsM BY Don Gillespie On the Ball-We- t at T st P ( T Is I- In English Class By G M m !iy a KNOW? DID YOU Sporuvomu a sensational the NCAA sanity code suggestion :h rr rnirg Agge athletic director John Ponirg leveled harsh writs at tre iaeas to cut down cn scholarship budgets and scholastic help to athlete® The Utah State athletic leader said tnat ju®t to spite ary of the radicals who want to “'slow up" the a’hietic prcrrarrs in the country the Agge school will increasi ail scholarships to g can tic proportions despite the thwarting — of Kr k Hendricks and Armenio Reports Roning Slow SPORTS FANS- - Madsen n-- t r rr" t ( Point Style — At n r'-''e- - t s v Gibb's Flying A Service vj ta n t r c ei 1 to ! f t t 0 ’ v I WE EXPECT THE BALL TO HATCH ANYTIME THIS WEEK Latest Styling For Sport a ¥' h jv " ‘ x ' e - ’ IT -s - " I t r eta 'n 'r s’ t' e hs Ore- a n s- p !: - r- ff t 1 - t 3 n r r - - ' r b'r’'r read -- : - or-:- - J hn n a ' N t - £ n it -- -- an- - negat'e tha y ear f' t ai a i rrd :v uooi aro t d d — 1 - rK' V'ha' av fr HM J Paul Ifheeih Switched to Wildrool Beeauae He Flunked The Finger-Na- J Cream-Oi- h " v ?’ The reply ’we thought w wou'd gve Lee ‘I never s my temtr and show it" Halecould lighter racket so that he thtow it clear over the Mam instead of on the rxf" (Edtor’i ren ‘e: Hales fcvlds the cord fur the ability to throw hn racket further than anyone in b l Teat iy c Vfe u Z t' the country llartwy Haibertvon the b y H never g 's hurt or sck on basket-bol- l '&-- wSkT- V Sa&iic£b nat that S- u jih more con rai ottMOA&itf I'uand evrf Shyn n rs-i- n 95 v :h sprang friW luUu L 241 North Moin Logon Ut oh eaui w flits FOOTNOTE ( - " at — iio a sand wich tt the Dromedairx-Bi- r whea hi Sheedy every co-e- d sphinx your hair s ugly! 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' n an av- - ! f t f: i k - f ball season y f nni: Yr ’so- K r eg el h a tre quaitetbait t : e -- e ’ A-- i i X Ace Mjrr’i blast of lot Buffalo 11 N Y M tr - LI Faunce d at the mention of the use of his car Viva Zapata Serensea “Viva Zapata” beUered tight levied Marv Sorenson "Let's get some dart boards up In the atad-iuhouse the light's not to good down at Ralph's” Sorenson was blasted by Zoning' gun “He’s a graduatinl lineman He shouldn't ask fr anything” Keith Sewell was awarded the unlimited use of the grease in the maintenance shop on the campus to keep his shooting rin lubricated “Thanks" said Keith “I'll show Lee Booth bow to operate it" “Just name it and you can ba' It" stated Roning |