Show Volume 39 kh Utah State Collegd" rr April men ' -- s"': Communist Capers Curbed Capricious Council Caught BY IMV IlLDl) Campus Communistic capers weie believed embed with tlte announcement by Otis Newbold Morris fearless campus cleanhad been nabbed up man that tluee The three weie captured individually over the weekend after investigators wete certain they had cases against them Red-hande- d ring-leade- John Cat lisle student council Jo Anne Clifton editor of tht yeai's Buzzer and Keith Anderson pt evident of the Association Independent Student weie named by the FBI (Fine Bunch of Indians! as those under suspicion Carlisle was fiist suspected by valiant student council member when Cai lisle InDave Gittins corporated whole sections of Karl Maix's “Manifesto” Into the new school constitution Loiln Wheelw light Salt Lake City n Inter put the FBI on Miss Chften' tiail when he discovered that “l’KAVDA” had been selected a the title for this year's BUZZER A much mote difficult time was had In pinning down Mr Anderson Being a sly politician by na tuie he was mote cnteful tn his moves to Introduce 'Communism among the Independents Utilizing "swanii" powers he lent nod during mllilaiy advice lie was able to Infiltrate peisonally the minds of ISA membeis and thus convince them of the great benefits of Red living STUDENT LIP’S also came unis der condemnation from th who hcaid reports that it might be READ Investigation into the subject matter was being expldtted Carlisle converted all Student Council membeis except Gittins Investigators uncovered Communistic tendencies at a recent meeting STUDENT LIES photogiaph-e- r yeas on hand when the council was found and the picture appearing on this page was snap- ped Gittins Was awarded a HERO (Continued on Papa S) pi evident Cooing Billing Condemned KKI1II ANDERSON 'Gazette Gets Aggie Men Resign Selected Cooing and billing In the main building has been abolished in a reccql step inken by the Admima-- 1 at ion In declining the new policy’ Pies Angivson slated: “Alt this has hism going on under the noses of the faculty for jeais and something mu-- t be done to stop At a lato hour Momliiy mht I)uuno htiilHun Hod Yuivn it” BY WIIKMA yn J circuit rider the lhn J Mm tuner Rneid and Itoss Fwh A Clam 1Wkr ! spile fictce O))0silion fiom STfDJ-NS MI to COIXICT Deans Joseph Swimnun and I of STCDKN’T LI KS Tuesday announied his mm-heBern won Daniel (pies-- nt l a hfu tlmt o) issue "LIKS” with as editor effective hy tie agnation of the National Society of of tin tiAzmi an attractive announced that he has heen offered Animal laiveisi Piesidenl Angry I oMortimer as 25th assistant janitor at the Kansas City Star ‘ Plenty j Th tiller iesind !hir ikcial son innuguiated hi new policy room for ndv aneement” the these word: “I'm tired of ivwitm portion on STL IhNT with k ed tor opined all thre llltle love-bir- d having Dean IIhS uhn they disfcAned over my head to find a “Take M- - For Ct anile” f going Mai tin and Tpi iy Lw n v 01 e takirhle chaiimm of the publicaplace to root From now on all ns council armounred that be-- i business of this type will be conin owr trolled arm his had twisted through my office pigeon they dr In our now hole" an Martin and Jerry Lewis J In Clevtr Mat-Mjeis Emope l0siU(ms “With our i When questioned by reporter u!d take tn- -r ttie editotship n(l bniact kiipli'i1j!t“ on wi many nih at a pres conference a to hi ''We are glad to e M u timer bound head of the speech no Double should have we COLis je for opposition the presireaon lid his stalf the stony drama depaitment phoned holding jobs here for the tost dent md: “It isn't the billing and I' airman announced “Mai tin and LECT to STUDENT LIES late their lives of oui telegiam cooing that I mind It's just that is will do a bang-u- p job” night that lie was return- - p(J the little pests keep dropping In Martin and Lewis taking quii k j at the most awkward times’' I i!d of their duties Immediately ing to Ftah State new a fui to in The tiiad plan resolution was activated Th tti— boaided maga-“Quup an organization Rose Marie for to have as the He alive policy crieiv w hen chicken wire was placed k' right will remain on the staff and inand publish family n Mai y” but changed hi around the tower of completely was Tohn paperweight home edition nnnd at the last minute appalold main However the pigeons k 'pointed as sawedy editor to re entlj hie to illness thus barred have been Invited by k are the papei weight uhlipliin at hoadquateis 1 Dean No ICultivatum of th school established loom be iwill “t call: i Mac Gardner his tn Said he phone hoy managing iculture to diop In at the of t Ililldot Wttor will retire among the delagi than honu’siik VVaptona be would iathr (Continued on Page 12) Tlmburtoo phiniums and sell seed for the helesn k Jinng I Chirp Seed company Andy Havs 't'orts editoi jumped out of his hair when he heard of the hat ion and w it h w av ing in the air diihhled his down j’le hall Jelling ‘YIPPIK— now 1 ran accept that position as n ica advisor to the seouting i movement w uh the Rurmese rural t district” j When Martin and Lewis caught glimpse of F Pond Reese bust- tfss manager in swimming trunks they assigned him as Alaskan correspondent Eaibara Cioft and Eleanor Knnwhs (both gitlsl plnn to set (IIITIN ajih-im- m -- roue: fii lnves-tigato- d ' it v v Rod-nic- k I I kni I baby-tendi- Lund Hall riepaitment at Applications for sit lets ate being accepted Cards e available at the IBM room but must be signed by deans president treasurer alum-t- u secretary and head of the vet unary department Special writers Rod Yinsen Du-n- e Kristensun and Ross Fish nd Game stated at an hour that they had variousearly irons in the fire The Editors wore still JavinK space on page 1 at a late hour In hopes that definite wotd ould be obtained on their futures Check elsewhere on rage 1 to see If they made it Other staff assignments are is Doomed to remain as they are listed on the masthead Martin nd Lewis stated on pge 2) (Masthead tww’ij f antrhi rfdhflrded in the midst of i and aaaorted livestock A complicated system ef underground espionage activities was broken by the Fune Bunch af Indians |